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Syphilis is a much better STD, bowel cancer means you need a colostomy bag, and rabies is funny (much better than haemorroids).
And ebola makes you bleed to death through your pores :hyper:
I'd like to see someone have Type 1 diabetes and have to prick and inject themself repeatedly every day just to stay alive. Preferably the doctor who told my mother she couldn't check her blood sugar level more than twice a week because they couldn't afford the test strips.
Fantastic, let's spread it round Ibrox.
Remember, evil can only triumph when good men do nothing :thumb:
I like the sound of that ebola too :yes:
You're fucking sick. Really. My Dad had a colostomy bag, and will probably have to get one again as it's more than likely he's got cancer near where his bowel used to be.
Way to fucking go with the tact, there Brian.
1. do some sort of PR work abroad
2.start saving my money
3.get a decent well paid job
4. visit my best friend in Australia
5.learn to drive!
6. get a nice car
7. meet a NICE bloke, not any of the wankers i usualy meet grrrr, and have a relationship that last longer then five minutes.
8.go on a diet
9.join the gym! lol
10. get revenge on my nasty nasty ex-boyfriend.
Yeah, because I really knew that. Even if I did, I wouldn't even say anything.
Hell, diabetes kileld my Granny in the end. Somebody might or might not have made a similar comment about it in this thread, I don't use it as a convenient excuse to have a go at somebody.
Get over yourself, you've got such an inflated opinion of yourself these days. You said the other day that I hated you, I don't. I'd just rather you didn't exist so I wouldn't have to put up with your constant "I've got a boyfriend! yes, me! ME!" shite that you post in every fucking post you make. Not to mention the rest of your vindictive shite.
You still manage to turn your Dad's illness into an opportunity to attack me. Milked it to the maximum. Well done.
That's probably more sick than anything, and it says much more about you as a person that it does about me.
ETA - I see you didn't quote the little ebola comment, go you for trying your utmost to make it look like a totally serious post :thumb:
1. Water
2. Beer
3. Baileys
4. Coffee
5. Pure Orange
6. Hot chocolate
7. Blackcurrant juice
8. Milkshake
9. Pepsi
10. Milk
You put beer second? Are you mad?!?!
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Yas. I love me beer but water is 1. Cheaper haha and 2. I never go off water. I'm not an alchol like yourself
Well it was actually me who originally said it.
Don't let that get in the way of a squabble though :thumb:
That's a wicked Alfi Hitchock movie
Damn right. One of the classics. I'll always remember that leg going in the bloke's face again and again....