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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by dr_carter
    I think you've missed off a few there.

    Amoebic dysentery.
    Chlymidia (so there's no more little Blairs)
    Botulism
    Haemorrhoids

    Surely these are better than some of yours?!?

    :no:

    Syphilis is a much better STD, bowel cancer means you need a colostomy bag, and rabies is funny (much better than haemorroids).

    And ebola makes you bleed to death through your pores :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    :no:

    Syphilis is a much better STD, bowel cancer means you need a colostomy bag, and rabies is funny (much better than haemorroids).

    And ebola makes you bleed to death through your pores :hyper:

    I'd like to see someone have Type 1 diabetes and have to prick and inject themself repeatedly every day just to stay alive. Preferably the doctor who told my mother she couldn't check her blood sugar level more than twice a week because they couldn't afford the test strips.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kermit
    bowel cancer means you need a colostomy bag

    Fantastic, let's spread it round Ibrox.

    Remember, evil can only triumph when good men do nothing :thumb:

    I like the sound of that ebola too :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Bri-namite
    Fantastic, let's spread it round Ibrox.

    Remember, evil can only triumph when good men do nothing :thumb:

    You're fucking sick. Really. My Dad had a colostomy bag, and will probably have to get one again as it's more than likely he's got cancer near where his bowel used to be.

    Way to fucking go with the tact, there Brian.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Top ten things i want to do in the next year:

    1. do some sort of PR work abroad
    2.start saving my money
    3.get a decent well paid job
    4. visit my best friend in Australia :(
    5.learn to drive!
    6. get a nice car
    7. meet a NICE bloke, not any of the wankers i usualy meet grrrr, and have a relationship that last longer then five minutes.
    8.go on a diet
    9.join the gym! lol
    10. get revenge on my nasty nasty ex-boyfriend. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by 1983
    You're fucking sick. Really. My Dad had a colostomy bag, and will probably have to get one again as it's more than likely he's got cancer near where his bowel used to be.

    Way to fucking go with the tact, there Brian.

    Yeah, because I really knew that. Even if I did, I wouldn't even say anything.

    Hell, diabetes kileld my Granny in the end. Somebody might or might not have made a similar comment about it in this thread, I don't use it as a convenient excuse to have a go at somebody.

    Get over yourself, you've got such an inflated opinion of yourself these days. You said the other day that I hated you, I don't. I'd just rather you didn't exist so I wouldn't have to put up with your constant "I've got a boyfriend! yes, me! ME!" shite that you post in every fucking post you make. Not to mention the rest of your vindictive shite.

    You still manage to turn your Dad's illness into an opportunity to attack me. Milked it to the maximum. Well done.

    That's probably more sick than anything, and it says much more about you as a person that it does about me.

    ETA - I see you didn't quote the little ebola comment, go you for trying your utmost to make it look like a totally serious post :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Top Ten Favourite Drinks:

    1. Water
    2. Beer
    3. Baileys
    4. Coffee
    5. Pure Orange
    6. Hot chocolate
    7. Blackcurrant juice
    8. Milkshake
    9. Pepsi
    10. Milk
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Cruel2BKind
    Top Ten Favourite Drinks:

    1. Water
    2. Beer
    3. Baileys
    4. Coffee
    5. Pure Orange
    6. Hot chocolate
    7. Blackcurrant juice
    8. Milkshake
    9. Pepsi
    10. Milk

    You put beer second? Are you mad?!?!

    :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by JsT
    You put beer second? Are you mad?!?!

    :crying:

    Yas. I love me beer but water is 1. Cheaper haha and 2. I never go off water. I'm not an alchol like yourself ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by 1983
    You're fucking sick. Really. My Dad had a colostomy bag, and will probably have to get one again as it's more than likely he's got cancer near where his bowel used to be.

    Way to fucking go with the tact, there Brian.

    Well it was actually me who originally said it.

    Don't let that get in the way of a squabble though :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by dr_carter
    Here's one of my top tens - top ten films in no particular order...


    9. Frenzy


    That's a wicked Alfi Hitchock movie
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by DiamondGeezer
    That's a wicked Alfi Hitchock movie

    Damn right. One of the classics. I'll always remember that leg going in the bloke's face again and again....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My top ten favourite art movements.

    1. Art nouveau
    2. Pre-Raphaelite
    3. Post impressionist
    4. Impressionist
    5. Fauvist
    6. Classic modernist
    7. Expressionist
    8. Art deco
    9. Ashcan school
    10. Cubist
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