Home› General Chat
If you need urgent support, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E. To contact our Crisis Messenger (open 24/7) text THEMIX to 85258.
Options

lol there's some weird stuff around

Comments

  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    please tell me thats a total wind up......it's scary to think that there are some people out there that would do that stuff.....:eek2: seriously........and people make a huge deal out of muslim people making women wear head to toe gowns (at i know there is a lot more to it, but this is quite a bit closer to home for a lot of us)....just goes to show that theres a bit of extremism in each and every faith...
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    All I have to say to that is WTF:eek2:
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh My God.... That, is not normal.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fucking weirdo, im away for a wank :p
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wtfs that all about...
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's a wind up. Half of it is on whitehouse.org
  • Options
    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    It has to be fake. But this part
    Oral and anal sex are already illegal in several States, and people like it that way! Masturbatory devices are already illegal in Texas, and the Police in San Antonio and Austin have aggressively enforced this law, even going as far as to torture clerks that worked in stores that sold indecently-shaped soap and candles, and there has been no public outcry.
    is real and sad. Next year they will outlaw having your elbows on the table when you eat.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    YOu think thats dumb? Read this here
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    YOu think thats dumb? Read this here

    :lol: That is a very funny site.
    Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
    A smart parent will first try to reason with their son, before resorting to groundings, or even spanking.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by J
    Psychologicaly speaking I'd say that excessive masturbating could cause problems.

    especially whilst doing it when theres somebody in the house causes fellas to hurry the job causing premature ejaculation in later years. :D
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Felix Da Housecat
    YOu think thats dumb? Read this here


    the bit about dressing in day glo colours was so funny-I now have visions of acid house ravers sat hacking away!
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you walk into your son's bedroom without knocking and he's in there with his pants down holding his erect penis, he's probably Masturbating.
    If you must refer to Masturbation, use the term "Self-Abuse."
    If your child Masturbates, there are steps you can take to stop the problem. If your child doesn't Masturbate, there are things you can do to prevent it.
    1. Remove your child's bedroom door.
    11. Put boxing gloves on your children's hands at bedtime.

    Ahahahaaa.
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "6. Does your teenager have Liberal political opinions? The weakness of mind brought on by Self-Abuse often leads to left-wing sympathies."


    how american!
Sign In or Register to comment.