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Cristiano Ronaldo
BillieTheBot
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Wouldn't it be heart-breaking if he was to die in an amusingly horrific way?
I've got the champage on ice already. Cheating dago filth.
I've got the champage on ice already. Cheating dago filth.
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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He'll probably fall over a blade of grass just before he gets there.
Personally I'd count my hub-caps after he'd walked past my car. Chav cunt.
A bit like Michael Owen then?
.... and half the Arsenal & Chelsea squads
All together now...........
YOU CAN STICK YOUR FUCKIN ENGLAND UP YOUR ARSE!!!
Beating off competition from who? Even the Scholes, Neville masterclass and Giggs are too old for that award by now. Wes Brown and O'Shea don't qualify surely.
He's better than Luke Chadwick, Darren Fletcher and Keiran Richardson so must get an award.
And the little bastard has just scored against Holland :mad:
(ps. im not a united fan)
:yes:
Don't you just love the hypocrisy that comes with being a football fan
If he was Italian he would've only played 3 matches and it wouldn't annoy us so much
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Ian Ridley of The Observer 23/05/2004
http://observer.guardian.co.uk/sport/story/0,6903,1222965,00.html
Roy Keane is a very good footballer yet most people hate him for the fucking dirty **** he is.
He's got some nice footie skills though.
If he was Italian I would be just as critical of his diving and his cheating- Totti is a little cunt who needs his legs breaking too.
I cannot respect a player who cheats on a regular basis, as Ronaldo and his club-mates Giggs, Keane and van Nistelrooy do, as does Claude Makelele at Chelsea, as does most of the Real Madrid first team, as does Michael Ballack, as does Owen (the only time is it accepted is when it is against Argentina).
Sadly cheating is endemic in football these days, because cheats prosper. If there was any justice in this world Keane would have snapped his neck when he "tackled" Haaland, for instance.
No, there is no hole in my soul, Ronaldo can kick a ball. It's just a shame he was born without a moral conscience.
Why?
Because.
I got a group of under 10s that can do that...
I honestly think that no one outside of Italy has seen Totti live up to what a good player he is supposed to be. I've never seen him do anything sepcial I don't think.
Diving is a problem but I hate the arguement that a decision either has to be a penalty or a yellow card for diving. Somethin about that doesn't add up to me.
Sometimes it's just got to be done.
The jocks would know. The dozy Jocks were happy to be knocked out of Euro 96, just so they didn't succeed on the back of England.
As far as I'm concerned that's his only problems.
Does anyone know a website that shows clips of him crying yesterday?
Couldn't see it myself.
I've only found stills (like above) so far.
He has quite a nice body, but God he's an ugly bugger.
And I take great pleasure in the missus being adamant that if he wasn't a footballer he'd be a fat as well as ugly
Only on the Euro site, but apart from that he's gorgeous.
Seriously I wish most guys would contain his "uglyness"
I wouldn't touch him with yours, tell the truth. There are far nicer players around.