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Chat up Lines

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Lets have sugestions for some good chatup lines, youve all seen the long lists of joke emails that have then what about real ones, Girls what has worked on you

chat up lines I heard but never used

"Hi there the voices in my head told me to comeup and talk to you"

This is the only one on the list Id considered using.

Ones Iv actually used to varing degrees of sucsess.

"exchuse me did you learn to dance like that from watching a puff daddy video"
Worked

Or to be used in the que of a club with a bird with a short skirt move towards her and put your foot out and say
"do you mind just staying still while I use my shoe camera"
This got a big laugh but nothing else.

Apart from that I might just fall back on hello or something.

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HAHAHA Loving the shoe camera. did you not get a slap from that chat up line?

    Here's a few off the top of my head....


    " Is your name gillette? coz your the best a man can get"

    "Throw and ice-cube on the floor and say "now we've broken the ice....."

    "Is that a mars bar in your pocket or are you just really pleased to see me"

    "How do you like your eggs in the morning"

    "Gee you MUST be tired? coz you've been running through my mind all day"



    All lame i know lol

    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    Aimz
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Standard response to the how do you like your eggs one:

    "unfertilised, now piss off"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HAHAHAHA Never thought of that......

    Nice one!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The only decent one there is the ice- corny but can actually work
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do you want to see my chair impression? Sit on my face :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OK here is a few top ones for you and a few nice ones too-
    'Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?'

    'Is there a mirror in your knickers cause that's where I can see my face tonight'

    Boy:'Did it hurt when you fell?'
    Girls:'From where?'
    Boy:'Heaven'

    Why don't you sit on my knee and we can talk about the first thing that pops up"

    Was your father a thief 'cos he must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes
    Can I borrow 10P, I told my mum I'd call her when I met the girl of my dreams
    Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

    The word tonight is legs. Come back with me and spread the word!
    Sorry, I lost my phone number can I have yours
    So how am I doing?

    If I could rewrite the alphabet i'd put U and I together!

    Your father must of been a mechanic.. because you have certainly been finr tuned!

    Do you sleep on your stomach?
    No,
    Can I then?

    Come here and let me tickle your belly button..from the inside (expect slap!)

    Call a girl over with one finger from across the room-
    If I can make you come with one finger imagine what I could do with two/three/ my whole body


    Or the one that works best is, what are you so happy/sad about? Then just start a normal conversation!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Great legs love, what time to they open? :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah all very good but I was talking about ones that you might actually use, that might actually work.


    Girls what ones have been used on you that you thought was good.

    come on I thought there were loads of fit birds here who would be always getting chatted up.
  • the_Paranoid_bunnythe_Paranoid_bunny Posts: 487 Listening Ear
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve
    Or the one that works best is, what are you so happy/sad about? Then just start a normal conversation!

    That's the only one I've heard so far that isn't utterly pathetic. :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Come here and let me tickle your belly button..from the inside (expect slap!)

    cannot believe that was written... shame on you for knowing that!

    lol very funny thou
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Iknowyourmum
    Yeah all very good but I was talking about ones that you might actually use, that might actually work.


    Girls what ones have been used on you that you thought was good.

    come on I thought there were loads of fit birds here who would be always getting chatted up.

    I'd say ive seen nearly evryone of them used at some stage-
    But the last one I posted had to be the best- depends on the girl too and your approach - you either got it or dont got it!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve
    Call a girl over with one finger from across the room-
    If I can make you come with one finger imagine what I could do with two/three/ my whole body.

    Thought that was funny - Never heard that one being used - :lol:
    Though very unlikely you will get great results from that...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One that Paddy used on me a while ago...

    "I may not be Fred Flintstone but i can sure make the bed rock"

    Sad to say that he was back at mine that night....Well maybe not so sad but still...you know what i mean lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The name's Bond, Uni Bond. I'm here to fill your crack.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Boy : Do you fuck on first dates?
    Girl : No
    Boy : well, do you mind lying down while I do?

    It didn't work on me, but it did make me laugh!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Guy: Do you clean your pants with Windex?
    Girl: No...why?
    Guy: Because I can see myself in them!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The best one I've ever heard is a variation on the "Was your father a thief? Because he must've stole the stars and used them for your eyes" or whatever...

    I once heard a very nervous young man just say "Did a thief steal your eyes?" to someone he was chatting up. Oh, how I laughed...

    Needless to say, I think he went home alone that night :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the_Paranoid_bunny
    That's the only one I've heard so far that isn't utterly pathetic. :lol:

    And I still stick by it working the best for me,
    cannot believe that was written... shame on you for knowing that!

    Well it would get you smiling wouldnt it? So good ice breaker once not taken to much offence to, never would really say it myself though.
    Thought that was funny - Never heard that one being used - Though very unlikely you will get great results from that

    You wont know till you try it, bet ya I could make it work on you though :flirt:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve
    You wont know till you try it, bet ya I could make it work on you though :flirt:

    Well we will just have to wait and see, won't we?! ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Cruel2BKind
    Well we will just have to wait and see, won't we?! ;)

    Indeed we will ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    who needs a chat up line? My boyfreind grabbed hold of my scarf and I had to follow him or it would have streched! that was 19months ago, and I'm still following him around! (by choice now!)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol, nice :D


    I've never tried this but always amused me...sit down next to the girl and look very serious and say 'hi, I was wondering if I could talk to you about something. I think I might be gay. But I'm not sure. How do you feel about a date? Y'know, just so I can be sure?'

    And then cue the girl bringing over her gay friend :eek:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Do you know the difference between a penis and a sausage roll?"

    "No"

    "Want to come for a pic-nic?"

    :rolleyes: :D:p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "I'd love every bone in your body... especially my own!"
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by americanbeauty
    Guy: excuse me, can you hold something for me?
    girl: sure...
    Guy: here...
    then guy proceded to put his hand in hers.

    Awww.... that's actually kinda sweet :p
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