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[SQUEAKY]"You'll like it, not a lot, but you'll like it"[/SQUEAKY]

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Introduce Yourself
Hello there me hearties.

I welcome thee to the promiscuous(read: perverted, sad, geekish, evil, twisted) mind of my dear, dear self.

I'm 20, unbelievably handsome, funny, charming, enigmatic, intelligent and not in the least bit self depricating *cough* eejit *cough*

I don't like your avatars though, they're a tad mundane and simple. I choose the black man as an ode to my humoungous, heavy, bulbous.......erm........ego......

Quite. Nice to see there are some insanely beautiful women scattered around here. Not that i'm here for a dating service. I'm quite happy with my Mrs. Palm, natch. In fact, I cordially invite you all to wedding, at sea, a good hundred miles or so from the mainland. Anything goes out there :flirt:

So, in conclusion, I am TEH S3X0R! (Conclusive proof in profile...)

Bye!

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heylo!

    Welcome :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You aren't naked on that link :(

    Nasty.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    heh, your kinda funny :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Dark Soldier
    You aren't naked on that link :(

    Nasty.



    :D I know. Im a tease. You dirty thing for even looking!! :p:lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellooo. :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    welcome and post often - oh i see you already have!:p :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm welling up...I can actually feel the lurve...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Dark Soldier
    I can actually feel the lurve...

    oh sorry :blush:

    i thought i'd put that away.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hiya :wave:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well, I was going to make a comment about having your head up your own that much cant be healthy. Then I saw that you are quite sexii. Spoil sport. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    heya :wave:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hiya :wave:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmmm :chin: me thinks you'll fit in here quite well :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My god - you look old for 20! Have you had a hard life? :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Sex-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, everything about you'se so sex-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'

    I've hard a rock hard life, me. Things keep getting set on fire around me but nobody will understand it JUST ISN'T ME THAT STARTS THEM.

    It's the voices, yes, yes, the voices, those nasty, EVIL little voices, pecking at my brain....

    I repeat, you're all sex-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh, your gonna fit in here soooooooooooooooooooo well :)
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