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Why its good to be a woman..lol

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
National Girlfriend Week
I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the hairspray I use and the friends I have.
To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's to you!
National Girlfriends Day

What would most of us do without our sisters, confidants, shopping, lunching, and traveling girls? Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems..
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    So true. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Why its good to be a woman..lol
    Originally posted by Docter Lurve


    11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

    I don't believe that one for a second! Every girl imagines the blokes cock blowing around in the wind and I won't believe otherwise.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Why its good to be a woman..lol
    Originally posted by Sir Cum
    I don't believe that one for a second! Every girl imagines the blokes cock blowing around in the wind and I won't believe otherwise.


    LMAO! Maybe a Fabio-ish mane, but..his dick flapping about? Erm, nein. Now, his pecs and arse rippling everytime he runs in slow-mo..oh hael yeah. :D
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