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Daddys here

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Y'all girls need to stop grabbin' the trunk.

I go out out clubbin, & it's like I own a pair of tusks or some shit.

Can a man just dance & let his ass wiggle a little.

Why girls insist on trying to put jimmy in the port.

I like to sail without sinkin the Titanic now & then


Jus' let Daddy be cool.


Daaaamn

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yo jizz-face ....sorry, slimeface - any pictures of yourself?
    Just interested as you seem quite a funny young man. :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I will grab any "trunk" i want thank you!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A funny young man, yep, i certainly am I am, a funny young man I be.

    & you'll grab any trunk you please?

    Daddy gon' have to discipline that ass!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'l grab someones trunk if I get disciplined :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You would be complaining more if your problem was opposite to what it is!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace


    & you'll grab any trunk you please?

    Daddy gon' have to discipline that ass!

    Hush ur mouth! You anit coming no where near my ass foo!
    Dnt make me get me daddy to whoop urs!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek2:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *TiNK*
    :eek2:

    Exactly what i was thinkin.

    Daddy, you are gona have to talk english cos the curiouslad massiive cannot understand ya! Y'no what i mean!

    Respect!:rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    English? The watered down language of the true & living?


    Never,

    I speak me, I be me, I am me, Daddy need to start layin' the law down with some of these pigeons.

    Trunk = mine..

    Ask & you may grab,

    Grab & you WILL get disciplined..



    So, anyone wanna knock boots?



    Stay fresh & clean momma!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You're a moron. :|
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ^& you could never be me. Get over it herb^
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    ^& you could never be me. Get over it herb^

    I can't...?!

    Gutted, man. :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yep, i know.

    You will though one day my son.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by SlimeFace
    Yep, i know.

    You will though one day my son.

    ..My son?

    :|

    Get to france, bawbags :impissed:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm, like, so confused.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I am cool. Yes I rule. I go to school. I swim in the pool.
    I really like Maths. It opens up paths. On the RPG feel my wrath.
    Yo, cheesy, get off the mic. On your bike. Or your trike.
    Typing rhymes is lame, they are all the same, they are pretty lame.

    Erm......boo!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I doubt there are any girls out there that actually try to do that in public places to people on the dancefloor. If they do, just stop moaning and grab their tits.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    I am cool. Yes I rule. I go to school. I swim in the pool.
    I really like Maths. It opens up paths. On the RPG feel my wrath.
    Yo, cheesy, get off the mic. On your bike. Or your trike.
    Typing rhymes is lame, they are all the same, they are pretty lame.

    Erm......boo!

    *applauds*


    Piss off ya twat and stop bloody complaining! You are not normal!
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    White NoiseWhite Noise Posts: 624 Incredible Poster
    Originally posted by 1983
    Get to france, bawbags :impissed:

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by the doc horatio
    I am cool. Yes I rule. I go to school. I swim in the pool.
    I really like Maths. It opens up paths. On the RPG feel my wrath.
    Yo, cheesy, get off the mic. On your bike. Or your trike.
    Typing rhymes is lame, they are all the same, they are pretty lame.

    Erm......boo!

    :) Reading that was the highlight of my day. Did I have a bad day?
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