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To those who 'play with themselves'...

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
... how would you feel if your parents knew you did it? And do you know how they would feel?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ha ha sounds like someones been caught! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by icey
    ha ha sounds like someones been caught! :D

    I plead not guilty...... :p

    But then they all say that, don't they!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im sure my parents did it when they were my age, they should have a fair idea what i get up to
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: To those who 'play with themselves'...
    Originally posted by will haycock
    ... how would you feel if your parents knew you did it? And do you know how they would feel?

    I would think "Ah fuck it, everyone does, they probably do too" and then never mention it again. If they kept mentioning it tell them "Sorry I'll be discreet in future lets forget it ever happened hahahaha"

    I have always wondered how a girl would feel/react if she caught he dad knocking one off and saw enough to see that he was really well hung.... *runs*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They probably know... parents know far more about you than you think, i've found sadly.

    But i'd be bloody embarassed if i was ever caught or if it was mentioned! At least I don't need masturbation accessories to do it, so i don't leave evidence (e.g. porn) lying around.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'd imagine they well know!
    I mean a man cant have a cold for that many months a year...:lol:

    Ah, it dont bother me either once its done in private and kept to myself, like they know I have sex and have done in the house so its all the same really!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i dont care if they know what i get up to.i just dont want them to ever see me doing it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ahhh did u get caught!!!! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my mate caught his mum's fella bangin one off in the bath, he ran downstairs laffin (i think he was a bit traumertised) His mum's fella said he was washin it but i think he could tell the difference:D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: To those who 'play with themselves'...
    Originally posted by Sir Cum
    I have always wondered how a girl would feel/react if she caught he dad knocking one off and saw enough to see that he was really well hung.... *runs*
    :eek:
    ahhh its you :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I prefer not to think about these things
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: To those who 'play with themselves'...
    Originally posted by Sir Cum

    I have always wondered how a girl would feel/react if she caught he dad knocking one off and saw enough to see that he was really well hung.... *runs*
    I think youre really fucking strange. :rolleyes: :eek2:
    Freud would have a field day with you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my mum has asked me about it before but i just avoided the subject. my dad never asks.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I knew a bloke who was enjoying himself with his eyes closed and discovered when he'd finished that his mum had brought a nice cup of tea in for him while he was busy :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LMAO! I love you all!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: To those who 'play with themselves'...
    Originally posted by will haycock
    ... how would you feel if your parents knew you did it? And do you know how they would feel?
    So being a parent means you think yor kids wont do it? I reckon your parents know exactly what your up to!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Kate1
    I knew a bloke who was enjoying himself with his eyes closed and discovered when he'd finished that his mum had brought a nice cup of tea in for him while he was busy :lol:

    Three words, re-arrange:

    Wives. Old. Tale.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thank you :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Are you trying to ruin my sex life?? :eek2:

    (Trying to avoid thinking about this topic for the rest of the day)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i once had a horrible situation were i came down the stairs and my mother pointed out my t-shirt was dirty.....it was covered in jizz stains it was well obvious, i didnt know what to think, so i blocked from my memory til there now so thanks for that little flash back
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: To those who 'play with themselves'...
    Originally posted by VinylVicky
    So being a parent means you think yor kids wont do it? I reckon your parents know exactly what your up to!

    Though what they don't know is I've given it up ever since I got caught wiping spunk off my chest :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by evil_dave
    i once had a horrible situation were i came down the stairs and my mother pointed out my t-shirt was dirty.....it was covered in jizz stains it was well obvious, i didnt know what to think, so i blocked from my memory til there now so thanks for that little flash back

    Class in a glass :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Re: Re: Re: To those who 'play with themselves'...
    Originally posted by will haycock
    Though what they don't know is I've given it up ever since I got caught wiping spunk off my chest :blush:

    Lmao :lol:
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