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Lets Invent Something
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Someone post a problem that could be solved by a device and lets see if we can invent a solution.
What daily problem would you like solved??
What daily problem would you like solved??
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I always get erections at work. Like, in the staff room and stuff.
Please could you fix it for me to hang loose all day instead? Because it's reaaaaallly pissing me off now, and I'm scared it'll snap/break off completely.
From Brian
Why do you get erections ? is it the girls in the staff room or is it the literature your reading in there ?
Well sometimes it's both. Like on Sundays when the News of The World supplements get passed round :eek:
But sometimes I read the People's Friend and I still get them
Sometimes there are loads of fit women in there and I need to sit in a certain way so I don't get busted.
plz help bcoz i dnt knw if I can cope
ok Brian what i suggest is dont have tea breaks, dont read papers, dont look at girls and if you still get an erection your fucked matey cos it just means yer a randy barsteward
that'll soon put the crab back in his shell
Mr_Wobble
RATS!
a problem that has plagued mankind like forever.
if you can find a way of mass culling the bastards and then keeping their numbers down ...you will be king of the world.