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Booze, the ultimate evil
BillieTheBot
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If more proof was needed that alcohol is the worst drug of them all then my office christmas party was it.
I chose not to attend and I'm very glad.
At 7pm they had to take someone away in an ambulance because they were so far gone from drink!
Two people, one of whom has been married for 6 months were caught having sex in a toilet and even when people banged on the door they wouldnt come out.
Some random bloke wandered about talking about dildos at the top of his voice.
Some one else passed out in the middle of the disco floor.
Many people ended up sleeping in the office because they were too fucked to go home.
And some bloke came dressed as a German porn star!
I chose not to attend and I'm very glad.
At 7pm they had to take someone away in an ambulance because they were so far gone from drink!
Two people, one of whom has been married for 6 months were caught having sex in a toilet and even when people banged on the door they wouldnt come out.
Some random bloke wandered about talking about dildos at the top of his voice.
Some one else passed out in the middle of the disco floor.
Many people ended up sleeping in the office because they were too fucked to go home.
And some bloke came dressed as a German porn star!
Beep boop. I'm a bot.
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see, been tellling all my friends for years ALCOHOL IS EVIL!!!! no-one listens to me :no: and then they end up in situations like your colleagues!
And yeah the amount of times I've made an utter twat of myself while being paraletic is not even on anymore, but you can't help but look back and just laugh at what a stupid fuck you were.
Sounds like it would've been quite funny to have gone and stayed sober. They wouldn't have lived it down for months!
it should be a cless A' but thga6ts another story.
alcohol should be aproached with caution.
i'm more than pleased that my sons drug of choice is cannabis ...thats three of them. they do drink as well but ...they aproach with cuation.
of course, it divorced my rents when I was a young'un
well aye fair enough...but ! my mum doesnt necessarily drink heavily all the time but she still depends on it to get it through the day as did my dad-you don't have to be blind drunk for the alcohol to have taken effect (in a good way or bad)-so yeh it does depend on the drinkers personality but that doesnt justify it
smoking on the other hand...:) when people are stoned they don't usual get rowdy, aggressive, teary, or lose their ability to walk. okay so they do seem to be in slow motion but it isnt as common for families to be torn apart by casual smoking as it is by alcoholism or a daily alcohol-consumption routine
so aye
Anyone who wants to bad mouth it will have to come through this crazy Irishman with his pint of whiskey-- argh!
Even if im of the drink for Jan- but shh
If alchol was to come out on the market now,
It would not be released and branded illegeal.
If marajuana was to only come on the market now it would be made legal-
Mad aint it!