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Should we double bag you then?
Ahh you have the talk of a packing pro, might have to double it quite a few times ... upto you .. depends on the effect you want .. try it on yourself ... id imagine 15 bags would do you just about right
If 15 bags means i don't have to see you then i'm all for it
Ooooo good one .. think i'll just go out a buy some bin liners then .. that'll do .. you win .. fine!
I'll just curtsey and be on my way
No NO .. damage has been done!
Ermm dare i ask what cheese? :nervous:
Ok fair enough .. Lacy will miss out .. youve been an :angel: SO far!
Whatever grandma
Ha you don't even know how old i am so ner.
I actually thought you were older. Not mentally obviously, and you look slightly underdeveloped so yeah not sure what made me think that :chin:
Well i would guess an age .. but i wont .. and well .. underdevolped .. erm .. well you wouldnt know .. never seen me so ner
Me what? The cheese thing? I'll just say yes ..
P.s .. i have no clue what your on about
Have i not? Hmm.
It's actually you i want.
Im NOT flirting .. GILF isnt really my thing
No no nothing ... carry on
Cheeky :yeees:
Nowt wrong with cheekyness me dear
Yeah, fucking alc. In MY drunken stupor, I found it really saddening that a few lasses either don't take their make up off, or do it all guerilla tactics style so their own boyfriend doesn't see them without. Reminds me somehow of that.
"Veil yourself, wench!"
But well, this is already half p&d material and I have to go peel potatoes anyway, so...
Boom boom
Do you think the mods read this, see what i posted and think 'Oh God, has he gone too far this time ?' before they see the pic ?
I so would, and two of you? Added bonus