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I also had to clean the bathroom the other day. There was green stuff.
The worst thing ever was what my ex-fella told me... when he was on exercise in the army, they used to be given food that stopped them from pooing all the time because obviously, you can't be shooting at people whilst needing a hefty shit. Anyway, he reckons when you finally get to the toilet it's like the longest poo EVER and you have to break it off with your own fingers. I'm laughing as I write this but it's so minging.
Oh, I did. Infact, I was often told that I was too easily annoyed by the manager.
I kicked everyone out that made a mess. I shouted at everyone that did anything wrong. I took no shit in there. I always had to clean up this mess so didn't let people get away with it. I often had to stop myself getting angry though with them.
Its probably why I had the job I did tbh. I could deal with it whereas other people on lobby couldn't even talk to customers. Most lobby staff would either do nothing or run to the managers crying. I could deal with it myself and get them out myself.
Also, I had to deal with people complaining to me about their food on every single shift. Gets annoying after a while because its usually because the people on the tills/in the kitchen that are being lazy.
Feeling fairly disgusted with myself that i didn't proceed to club him to the ground with a spiked plank of wood or some equally painful implement, before urinating on his twitching body.
Utter scum bucket. :mad: :mad:
Did He at least put a stamp on it??
I suppose i should just be grateful it wasn't a second class package he was wanting to post
Not that his Mum is rank (Not that I would know!) but the fact that it's his own Mum. I'm gonna stop. This hole is getting too big and I'm clean out of ladders.
Nothing no where near half the absolutly horrible stuff you have been saying anyhow!
Well, apparently you know in your stomach, it's so acidic that it eats away the inside layer, which is continuasly regrowing. And when you throw up, those bits of 'carrot', are supposedly parts of your stomach lining.
Well the other day, after drinking too much (I think that was what caused it anyway, but it was weird because I wasn't completely drunk), I was sick in the sink in my uni room. Then proceeded to fall asleep. You can imagine me trying to clean it the next day. Got all the chunks of meat out with a bin bag and chucked that down the loo, but some slices of what I assume are my stomach had gone and got stuck on the drain. So I had to pick, with my fingers, parts of my stomach (and up close and washed - I tried to rinse it down - it actually did look like dark / rotten flesh :sick:) out of the sink.
I cleaned it thoroughly after that though, I'd say my sink is probably the most hygienic and sterile part of my room now. But eugh. Picking up bits of your stomach from the drain isn't at all nice.
Of course, some clever know-it-all will be along to tell me it's an urban legend but my family is Irish and if they've taught me anything it's how to emellish a story :cool:.
Using dirty plates and cuttelry, not cleaning them. Pissing on the floor, not cleaning it up. That's right, proper messy cunt here.
please tell me you're kidding. :eek:
:yuck: It must have stunk in there!!! :yuck:
Classic!!!
ShyBoy, that's rough dude. I've never had that about the stomach lining, luckily I never puke!
Some of my mates are very wrong though, one event that springs to mind is them shitting on a tramp's head :yuck:
As it's nearly lunchtime, I'll leave it at that
Im a naturally hygienic person, i only do poo's and wee's in the toilet and i clean up after myself.
The most disgusting thing ive done involves working with/keeping animals. When my dog was a puppy he did a poo right next to the door, when i walked into the kitchen in the morning not realising there was a poo there it smeared it all over the floor and coated the underside of the door. It fucking stunk and i gagged cleaning that up.
When i was working at a kennels a dog decided to poo in its bed then lay in it, roll all over the floor, rub itself on the walls. The kennel was coated in poo and i had to clean it up
That's 3 years ago in july tho... so, hmm...
So you've never had piss or shit outside?