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And I thought raking through the bin looking for my keys was bad.
that is AWESOME. but also, seriously, when does eating shit become a viable option? really, think about it. at this very moment some poor fuck is actually considering pinching one off onto a plate and downing it. :no:
Franki, lobby isn't always that bad but yeah, it can be. You can receive alot of abuse too but I just kicked people out alot. I took no stick off little scallies. Infact, that was the favourite part of my job, kicking people out
Also, you don't have to wear the hat!!! Haha. I got to wear the managers uniform which isn't actually that much better but yanno. I worked in a much bigger store than you, (two floors, both floors twice the size of a drive thru) so I was never seen especially on closes. Got away with allsorts. I used to get away with watching a whole episode of Eastenders in the crew room on a Thursday night. Nobody ever questionned anything. We make up our own rules
I'd never work there again though. I've worked on the tills a few times before and tbh, I don't know how you do it.
I volunteered to dive down 25ft to the bottom and see if if there was anything blockign the pipe. I put a mask on but at that depth with all the shit in the water it was almost pitch black.
I stuck my hand up the inlet and felt something that felt pretty disgusting and managed to tug it out. I got to the surface to find a horribly decomposed cat in my hands, and it stank.
That was pretty disgusting.
A mate of mine once took a shit in my opther mates motorbike helmet as prank. That was pretty funny.
I'm so hungry as well.
Lol he didn't put the helmet on without realising, did he?!
Nah. That would have been good though.
I remember passing some kid at a party a glass to be sick into. O course after he finished he immediately wanted a drink to soothe the burning in his gob, so I passed the glass straight back. He was so spandangled he took a good gulp before heaving again.
Everybody loved that one.
I accidentedly drank a chugload of gone off milk from the carton in the fridge once. Mank
Yuck. I drank bong water once. Not nice.
I've never really done anything disgusting though :chin:
The funniest thing my mates have ever done was for someone's birthday, they were passing round a pint glass for everyone in the party to put a little bit of whatever they were drinking into, and then the person who's birthday it was had to down the whole pint of everything. Anyway, about 3 people pissed in it, lol and the kid downed it in one and threw up straight away.
I don't
I managed to get away with doing hardly anything last night because I spent the last 2 hours of my shift persuading Glenn (manager) to give me a star, and he did loads of OCLs on me and I'm now gonna get another one on top of the one he gave me
Hmmmmm....
Lol my mate did that! Fucking hillarious!
Actually reminds me of what my ex girlfriend did, she was using a glass of water in her bedroom as an ashtray and we were having sex so turned the lights out. After sex, she went to reach for her glass of coke, instead she grabbed the ashtray glass and took a massive swig of that! Fag buts, spliff buts, ash and everything in it. Fucking funny until she started throwing up everywhere, bit of a turn off you know?
Lol i've come so close to doing that many a time.
I was so fucked, they told me it was cider and i believed them. Not sure how i could have confused them though thinkin bout it!
I did those whilst looking after lobby! I couldn't manage both on a Saturday afternoon though. I used to fuck about with the kitchen boys too. They let me steal nuggets and we had fights
I got called Stacey-No-Stars when I came to Uni so I got James (as he was a manager) to get me all 4 for the badge. It wasn't before long that I got a proper gold badge though like the manager's ones stating my full name and my position.
OCL's are shit. I used to hate having them. Almost always full marks though unless a dick was marking me.
When people pass out on the sofa he's got a little trick where he pulls down his skiddies and lands his arsehole right on your nose. He calls it a brownout. Filthy cunt
Not long ago I was with this same geezer travelling back from a party on a couple of treaders totally fucked. He'd thought it highly amusing to let my tyres down and as a result I had to peddle just to go down hill. He thought iot so funny infact, that he couldn't control his body functions anymore and at 6 in the morning and in broad daylight, took down his trousers by the side of the road and sprayed shit everywhere. Still laughing so hard at my obvious disapprovement he lost balance and lay in it, and finished of by sliding along the grass like a dog with worms.
He's never lived that down.
I've done that few times - when there's no other liquid and you've got a couple of pills to knock back.
Lol What would cider have been doing in a Bong? Or even a bottle with a rush hole and down tube? You must have been pretty damn high
Lol Beats dry dropping I suppose.
:no: fries is a kitchen/front counter job. I was doing fries on Saturday afternoon and none of the fucking tills would tell me what they needed before they took it and I was just getting so frustrated
I haven't done the full-and-proper OCLs, he just got the forms off the 'net and filled in the ones he knows that I know (although he taught me most of the stuff on Cleanliness) and got me to sign them.
Our lobby girls (and boy) don't get gold badges. They get normal ones...
And I got a gold badge because I'm special. Yes, yes I am
I don't get stars on my badge
I once took a shit whilst pissed and couldn't shift one and I had to use my fingers :yuck: