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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I bite the top off, Lick most of the middle out and stick the whole thing in my mouth with my tongue in the hole and suck it til it melts then swallow, Then lick the dirty left overs from around my mouth! It would be a shame to wipe the good stuff away, it should never go to waste!

    The Shameless filth :p

    Should this be in the sex forum?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bite the top off. tongue out the inside, then devour the rest of the chocolate :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    xXxXxSarahxXxXx wrote: »
    Should this be in the sex forum?


    After reading your post, yes :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tescos in durham really screwed up with regards to crème eggs.

    I thought they would put them near the rest of the chocolate bars/sandwiches etc near the front door....

    .....but nooooooo they put them with some other random easter stuff, halfway up an isle in the middle of nowhere.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I bite off the top. Suck/lick the contents out then eat the chocolate.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,284 Skive's The Limit
    katralla wrote: »
    I don't. They're horrid. Really far too sweet and sticky.

    :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Snow White Queen* wrote: »
    I bite off the top. Suck/lick the contents out then eat the chocolate.

    Same here...damn dieting means I can't have any at the moment :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've just eaten a whole bag of mini creme-eggs :D

    But now I feel sick :sour:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kazbo wrote: »
    Same here...damn dieting means I can't have any at the moment :(

    One Creme Egg will not effect your diet!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote: »
    i bite off the chocolate top, lick out the middle then eat the rest of the shell whilst letting it melt in my mouth mmmmmm

    Same here. Best way!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    VinylVicky wrote: »
    One Creme Egg will not effect your diet!

    Once I have one though I'll want another and another thought :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't like them, I find them too sweet :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I had four of these today :yum:

    Bite the top off, then lick out some goo, then bite off one side, and then lick out some goo, and then shove the rest in. If it happens to break at all, I dip the chunks in.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I nibble the top... Gently, allowing my teeth to lightly nibble at the surface to gain access to its rich and creamy centre. Then with my tongue I reach on, brushing every angle gently, making sure none of it misses my hungry caress. Finally, taking it whole in to my mouth I consume it, allowing it to melt and trickle down my throat. :flirt:
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