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Strange things dad's say..

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My Dad is realllllyyy funny. He's such a big kid though. When we went on holiday one time, in this static caravan and once with a big super soaker, he thought it would be funny to come and drench me, my brothers and my mate whilst we were asleep. He thought it was hilarious.

    He also had another idea but I thought it was a bit mean. He wanted to buy once of those smoke machines and set it off in my 18 year old brothers room. He is lazy and never gets up you see. So, he thought it would be funny to set this smoke machine off one morning after setting the fire alarm off going "STUART STUART! THERES A FIRE! GET OUT GET OUT!"

    My mates love him.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My mates love my Dad, too. But so do I, he's fully my best friend.

    Last night to cheer me up because I felt ill, he sang the words to every advert in a Pavarotti-style voice. I try not to laugh but I can't help it. Legend!
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