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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Hi all, I'm Phil, friend and flatmate of JsT (I believe he is "part of the furniture"). I imagine he will do a better job of introducing me than I will but to sum it up:
I'm a twenty year old student on Business Studies at a worthless university in West Yorkshire, England though originally from the West Midlands.
I have a part time job in a DIY store which is possibly the most boring job I have ever had. But luckily I'm also a club promoter and get to have free entry, free drinks, chat up the ladies as part of my job and all that kind of jazz.
And when my head's not in a book or pint glass, I'm on the interhighway creating and developing my websites, trying to earn a little extra moolah and one day take over the business world just like the Virgin and Sugar, albeit without the neatly trimmed beards.
So..uh...hello! :wave:

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  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Fuck off! ;)

    I dont know why I would want to introduce you anyway, now shut up and do your bastard essay - like I should be doing mine :|
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    500 words to go.

    You have, what, 1500 words to go?

    And besides...I'm a n00b. Be friendly! :lol:
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Hey Phil,

    I give my condolences having to live with him!! I feel for you, truly do :p

    Welcome though :wave: Nice to have you here!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi there, welcome!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :wave:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Poor you living with JsT :p

    Welcome!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Welcome to thesite. :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hey, wassup :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Welcome to thesite :thumb:

    Have you got any scandelous gossip on JsT for us?
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Welcome aboard! nub.:wave:
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Have you got any scandelous gossip on JsT for us?

    I doubt it :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    I doubt it :p

    Maybe he can provide the answer to the whodunnit that is who exactly did JsT shag? :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Welcome aboard! nub.

    :lol: Cheers all.
    Have you got any scandelous gossip on JsT for us?

    He's not really a twenty two year old chiselled hunk with a Ferrari and multi-million pound business that he's been trying to tell you (or was that his internet dating profile? :D ).
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    pah1986 wrote:
    :lol: Cheers all.



    He's not really a twenty two year old chiselled hunk with a Ferrari and multi-million pound business that he's been trying to tell you (or was that his internet dating profile? :D ).

    HE ISN'T?

    Bastard, what did I buy shares to then?
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    HE ISN'T?

    Bastard, what did I buy shares to then?

    My liposuction fund :sour: :D
  • Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Phil, give James a slap for me.

    Cheers ;D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Phil, give James a slap for me.

    I would but I fear losing my hand...
    ...My liposuction fund
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pah1986 wrote:
    I'm a twenty year old student on Business Studies at a worthless university in West Yorkshire, England though originally from the West Midlands.

    Out of curiosity, why did you put England in your post? How many other 'West Yorkshire's are there? :D;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Out of curiosity, why did you put England in your post? How many other 'West Yorkshire's are there?

    Sorry...I tend to post a lot in American forums and if you say West Yorkshire to them, they start asking if George Bush has created a new state somewhere in Yankland.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hi phil it's steph.

    :wave: Hi Steph! I've joined the club :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rawr... the other half of Hanlor, yes? :)

    You don't know me but I know James, hi :wave:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You could call it half....I like to call myself the nine-tenths of Hanlor....

    Hi! :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi Phil :wave:

    You have a nice flat :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hi Phil :wave:

    You have a nice flat :p

    Hello!

    Um...I hope it was only James' room you saw.... :nervous:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh, didn't he tell you?

    He let me have your bed for the night.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh, didn't he tell you?

    He let me have your bed for the night.

    :lol: You two should make sure your stories are both the same :D
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Yeah, I slept on the floor, plank :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote: »
    Yeah, I slept on the floor, plank :p

    So you slept on the floor of your own room whilst Stacey slept in my bed, or did you sleep on my bedroom floor? :p
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    pah1986 wrote: »
    So you slept on the floor of your own room whilst Stacey slept in my bed, or did you sleep on my bedroom floor? :p
    No.

    I slept in the kitchen. :p

    And Stacey slept in Hull.
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