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AYE UP, YOU BUSHES!

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
It is asking much for women and men too groom their pubes...
Reasons for:
- looks nicer
- makes my penis look bigger anyway (coz its tiny!)
- Less organic dental floss
- Doesnt embaress women when the get overly excited (the occaisional stuffiness)
- Dont wanting to walk around when you have living jungle in your pants and knickers
- If you have one stand and you reveal the PORN STAR PUBES....you'll be greatly rewarded
- Something new to scartch

Wasically the list is endless...
so come on my fellow chums and get with the program...pube grooming.
It works, its fast and easy...
And everyone likes it when you know someone looks after themselves...

In the near future we will have perfume and aftershave solely for the genitals.

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hmm, welcome to TheSite. I have a feeling you are going to fit right in. First post in the sex forum... nice. Yes Siree Bob! <IMG alt="image" SRC="wink.gif" border="0">

    Pubes; Troublesome.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indeedy doody.

    And will your next post be about waxing the bikini line?p
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