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2006 shags

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    smitherz wrote:
    A bit of rough can be given much better indoors

    But sometimes a bang against the bins hits the spot, isn't it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    smitherz wrote:
    You'll also find most older birds wouldn't want some around the back, only the younger ones.
    I've been offered by a girl my age. She said "I don't have a car at the moment, but that doesn't matter. We can do it anywhere, a backstreet or something." Yeah, I didn't fuck that one surprisingly.
  • smitherzsmitherz Converted to the darkside Posts: 968
    HIT wrote:
    Im 18 there 24-25, go figure what old means.

    I know what you meant by old, all im saying is the MAJORITY of 24-25's would rather have a fook in a better place than around the back of a pub.

    SIMPLE!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    smitherz wrote:
    I know what you meant by old, all im saying is the MAJORITY of 24-25's would rather have a fook in a better place than around the back of a pub.

    SIMPLE!
    No its not SIMPLE.

    Plenty of people make out over the place.
  • smitherzsmitherz Converted to the darkside Posts: 968
    HIT wrote:
    No its not SIMPLE.

    Plenty of people make out over the place.

    :chin: "over the place" well the birds must be different down south where i live
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    smitherz wrote:
    :chin: "over the place" well the birds must be different down south where i live
    I dont care. Worry about your own relationships rather than mine. FFS.
  • smitherzsmitherz Converted to the darkside Posts: 968
    HIT wrote:
    I dont care. Worry about your own relationships rather than mine. FFS.

    I aint worrying bout your relationships, i was just making a point
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    jeez call me old fasioned but i'd prefer to be in the comfort of a bed in a house than on the streets with my todger our surrounded by rats and binbags, i'd be more worried about catching rabies or something than acomplishing my mission.

    luckily my parents arnt very interfering so back when i used to be a slag i just used to take girls back to mine and make sure they left before my parents got up in the morning, problem solved.

    ive slept with shall we say people older than myself and i cant imagine them ever being up for it in the streets....maybe thats just the type of women i've encounted.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    koe_182 wrote:
    luckily my parents arnt very interfering so back when i used to be a slag i just used to take girls back to mine and make sure they left before my parents got up in the morning, problem solved.
    Fucking hate parents. The girl I'm seeing at the moment is scared of my mum, because the first time she came back to mine there was a group of us (nothing like that) and we woke her up at 7 in the morning and my step-dad had work at 9. So yeah, hate bringing girls back to parents house, even though my parents are fine with that sort of shenanigans.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It depends on how discerning you are.

    There are plenty of girls who will...but I wouldnt really want to.
  • smitherzsmitherz Converted to the darkside Posts: 968
    koe_182 wrote:
    jeez call me old fasioned but i'd prefer to be in the comfort of a bed in a house than on the streets with my todger our surrounded by rats and binbags, i'd be more worried about catching rabies or something than acomplishing my mission.

    :thumb: there is much more you can do in the warm and on a bed
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    koe_182 wrote:
    jeez call me old fasioned but i'd prefer to be in the comfort of a bed in a house than on the streets with my todger our surrounded by rats and binbags, i'd be more worried about catching rabies or something than acomplishing my mission.

    Hahaha. Call me old fashioned, too.

    That's not to say there's owt wrong with al fresco relations. But I'd say pretty much anywhere is more conducive to getting the horn than the back alley behind a pub where half a dozen blokes have probably been to take a wazz at kicking out time.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    There are plenty of girls who will...but I wouldnt really want to.
    Well no offence, but I don't think he wants to pull you. :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    koe_182 wrote:
    jeez call me old fasioned but i'd prefer to be in the comfort of a bed in a house than on the streets with my todger our surrounded by rats and binbags, i'd be more worried about catching rabies or something than acomplishing my mission.

    Oh but the risk of comorbidity in catching rabies from the rats AND STIs from the alley-loving skank is surely a turn-on no?

    It's all about the risk.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i once had sex on a bowling green, but at least you know the little old men are gonna take good care of it, they aint got much else to do!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    mmmm 3 for me
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    soraliah wrote:
    mmmm 3 for me

    Same for me...bit lame but i was in a relationship for a while :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just the one (my long term boyfriend) and none of them were in the back alley of the pub. I can understand that the mood just 'takes' some people BUT euwwwwww.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I reckon as the weather has been so warm this winter (glabal warming strikes again eh?), al fresco isn't as bad an option as normal for the time of year. Usually it is strictly a summer activity though.

    Best shag is however, the only one i have had this year...AWESOME by the way.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    So who's your best shag of 2006, and why?

    My answers are obvious.
    The last guy I slept with in the summer.

    He was 27 and he totally knew what he was doing. Best sex I've ever had off anyone really.

    It also helped that he was um, a nice size :razz:

    I miss sex :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • SkiveSkive No discipline! No morality! No respect! New ForestPosts: 14,931 Part of the furniture
    koe_182 wrote:
    i once had sex on a bowling green,

    And I on a golf green. :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    So who's your best shag of 2006, and why?

    My answers are obvious.
    my answers pretty obvious too.
    Best sex of my life, let alone best sex of any year.
  • SkiveSkive No discipline! No morality! No respect! New ForestPosts: 14,931 Part of the furniture
    Best shag of the year for me?

    My ex missus I keep going back to. :o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    And I on a golf green. :D
    me too. and many many other places..
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lost my virginity this year, so, one this year, and total is one. Best shag- and the only- so none to compare it to- Ex, he knew (and knows) what I love lol.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    And I on a golf green. :D
    And I on a wooden park bench. I still have the friction burns, like a month or two on :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    One.

    I dont think 4 is loads if youre young free and single though.

    Lucky you - zero for me. What am I doing wrong? I'm obviously disconnected from this hedonistic utopia.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    i was just thinking about how many people i have had sex with this year and it sounds like a lot... :chin: but 365 days is a long time damnit!

    so how many people have you shagged this year? and i mean sexual intercourse, not just a touch here or a suck there ;)



    me = 4 but i reckon 5 by the end of the year.

    Lucky you. Being beautiful affords that pleasure. B*llsh*t to anyone who says that what's inside that counts.

    As Remington say: It's what's on the outside that counts.

    I mean: who wants to socialise/work with some ill looking nerdy engineers anyway?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,328 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HIT wrote:
    For the past 6 weeks (minus last weekend) its been every week. All in all 9 or 10 this year, cant remember 6 months ago so 9 or 10.

    All of them I have used a rubber as well. :cool:

    You f***ing tart. I'm jealous. Good on you for using the rubber though.
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