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JUDE LAW what is it women like about him?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
edited January 2023 in General Chat
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He's hairy. Phwoar. who wants my xxx video of him shaving his legs?

    Erm, but probably because women are attracted to powerful / successful men, and successful rich actors rate pretty highly. He's also not a complete minger, which usually helps.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and he's in touch with his feminine side, hence the teddy :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He's hairy. Phwoar. who wants my xxx video of him shaving his legs?

    Erm, but probably because women are attracted to powerful / successful men, and successful rich actors rate pretty highly. He's also not a complete minger, which usually helps.

    He is also a Cheater lol
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Good-looking millionaire movie star? Nah, can't think of anything.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He is vile, I wouldn't touch him with yours.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    His rather peculiar hair distribution gets me every time :yum:

    Or not. His face is quite cute though, but I've seen better. He also apparently has a rather small penis.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    His rather peculiar hair distribution gets me every time :yum:

    Or not. His face is quite cute though, but I've seen better. He also apparently has a rather small penis.

    interesting.
  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    His wallet is attractive.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    looks like me if I were to get an iron jaw and shave my legs.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    His knee is awfully unhairy. Reminds me of this guy at the gym wearing a speedo... had mondo hair all the way up to his upper thighs, than nothing.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    His knee is awfully unhairy. Reminds me of this guy at the gym wearing a speedo... had mondo hair all the way up to his upper thighs, than nothing.


    maybe he likes to get down on his knees alot?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is that an undoctored photo?He is a fuckin monkey!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It certainly isn't a flattering photograph. Maybe just a bad one?

    I have seen his willy on the net ... seemed quite avererage actually.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He looks great in a suit.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He is fucking fit as fuck, he is BEAutiful! I want him bad
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he's very good looking in a model way.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    See I'm not normally one for model types but there's something different about him.
    I first fell in love with him when he played a London Gangster in Love, Honour and Obey.
    I'd love to to have my wicked way with him!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He used to be quite attractive in a pretty boy way, so I can see why anyone would swoon if they liked that image. These days he looks like he was rode hard and put away wet. Ageing hard and fast, ain't it sad. Or maybe he's having an extended Dorian Gray moment, as I think he is probably a arrogant shit.

    I think he and Callum Best look a little alike :nervous:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He's got nothing on me...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    He used to be quite attractive in a pretty boy way, so I can see why anyone would swoon if they liked that image. These days he looks like he was rode hard and put away wet. Ageing hard and fast, ain't it sad. Or maybe he's having an extended Dorian Gray moment, as I think he is probably a arrogant shit.

    I think he and Callum Best look a little alike :nervous:
    Calum's fit too! Not quite as fit as Jude Law and lol I think he's getting better with age. He's in my top 5!
    Argh I hate thinking about him, I can't stop once I get started and I develop this annoying stubborn school girl crush.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote:
    It certainly isn't a flattering photograph. Maybe just a bad one?

    I have seen his willy on the net ... seemed quite avererage actually.
    Most are. hence the term average!stop looking at porn sites. Those guys are freaks.ASk any average guy!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    VinylVicky wrote:
    Argh I hate thinking about him, I can't stop once I get started and I develop this annoying stubborn school girl crush.
    thats how i feel about jesse metcalfe and sean from eastenders when i see them on tv/websites :(

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i have to say though.. those baggy undies on jude law don't do anything for him
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He is 'pretty', but I wouldn't touch him after all the running around, cheating, he's been doing.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:James_Badge_Dale3.jpg

    I think he's much more attractive. [/gay]
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Any man called 'Jesse' does not deserve to be attractive...!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    thats how i feel about jesse metcalfe and sean from eastenders when i see them on tv/websites :(

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    He is FLAMING!

    If doesn't step/get violently shoved out of the closet in the next 18 months I will eat my hat.

    It's a funny old thing, attraction. Men who look like they spend longer on their appearance than I do really do NOT appeal to me, I wonder how long he spends in the bathroom (or the Beverley Hills beauty salon) tweezing those eyebrows into submission and fake bake-ing his pneumonic pecs. That's not to mention the fact that he is so "safe", I think any mother would be happy with their twelve year old daughter idolising him and it's something akin to fancying a Ken doll. I wonder if he actually has a penis, or just a shiny plastic bump.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think he's stunning :love: but i'm really hot for guys with dark hair and dark features and tans and buff bodies and he has it all!!

    yeh he may well be gay even if he has been associated with girls aloud and a couple of other celebs just recently. but then im also a sucker for pretty boys.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    I wonder if he actually has a penis, or just a shiny plastic bump.

    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    johnnny wrote:
    Most are. hence the term average!stop looking at porn sites. Those guys are freaks.ASk any average guy!

    :)

    MoonArcanum stated ""He also apparently has a rather small penis" and I said his looked average i.e. not particularly small.

    And no, I will not stop looking at porn sites! How do you think I glean all these bits of useless information on penis sizes from??? :)
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