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How do whales have sex?

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They bite the end of a submarine and suck out all the seamen :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Should this be in sex? :razz:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just like any other animal (i think).....one of them floats upside down and they do it!!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the male whale has a 16ft long penis and sticks it up the females cootchie
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    From http://whale.wheelock.edu/archives/ask03/0091.html

    "If you mean how do whales have sex, pretty much the same way other
    mammals do. Sort of. In males, the penis is rectractile (it's inside
    the body most of the time, to reduce drag in the water), but is extruded
    for mating. It's (hello) large, varying from around 5-8 feet depending
    on the species (for the record, right whales have the longest penis and
    the biggest testes in the animal kingdom; the latter weigh one ton!) In
    species where mating has been observed, it is the tip of the penis that
    enters the female's vagina (which is on the underside of the animal
    around 2/3 to 3/4 of the way back towards the tail). The penis is very
    flexible and can "reach over" to insert while the whales are side by side.


    Mating systems vary among species. Humpback whale males fight very
    aggressively for females, while right whales don't; instead, they engage
    in what's termed "sperm competition", where a female will mate with two
    or males serially (occasionally simultaneously - it's physically
    possible in whales and we've seen it!) and each male will essentially
    compete by trying to outdo the other(s) in the volume of sperm delivered
    to the vagina. Hence the huge testis size in right whales - they're
    trying to outcompete other males at the level of sperm production. This
    is a common mating system in many animals (to name just two species,
    chimpanzees and dragon flies also do it)."
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I bet I could out-sperm a whale.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Jim V wrote:
    It's (hello) large, varying from around 5-8 feet depending
    on the species (for the record, right whales have the longest penis and
    the biggest testes in the animal kingdom; the latter weigh one ton!)
    from the same website:


    How big is a blue whale's penis/testicles?


    In an adult male, the penis is about 5 m long (16 ft) and the testicules weight about 10 kg
    (22 pounds).


    http://whale.wheelock.edu/archives/ask97/0135.html
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.whalepenis.org/

    whalepenis.jpg

    diagrams are always useful :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :sour:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsys wee eyes lit up there eh :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that is SO gross
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    That's really skinny......
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's thicker than that guys arm.

    Just how thick are the guys you're normally with? :eek2:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    RubberSkin wrote:
    They bite the end of a submarine and suck out all the seamen :D

    :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's thicker than that guys arm.

    Just how thick are the guys you're normally with? :eek2:

    i think scary meant in relation to body size???
    but from that pic its testis dont look that big?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    z- wrote:
    lipsys wee eyes lit up there eh :lol:
    lol shut up! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think scary meant in relation to body size???
    but from that pic its testis dont look that big?

    They may well be inside the body to prevent drag whilst swimming :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I did mean in proportion, length over width ratio type thingy.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yea, I was teasing :p.

    Actually, most animals willies seem to be longer and thinner than ours. I've seen an elephants, a horses and they're both lanky things. Also I remember seeing an insect or some small animal once, and it was like a cocktail stick :|.

    Maybe humans evolved the way we did cos women like fat cock? :D

    Although I think monkey penis is comparable. I watch too much national geographic channel haha.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Why is sex fun?" by J Diamond is well worth a read as it compares animal mating behaviour to humans, I'm reading it at the moment, it really is fasinating.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I watch too much national geographic channel haha.

    Obviously. :rolleyes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1. That's a killer whale, that's quite small compared to say, a whale that's bigger.

    2. I'd hate to to have that penis caught in my blowhole, if I was a whale.

    3. Oh my god, I could out perform any guy in a nightclub with a penis like that, its huge, I could strangle someone with it, or swing from trees with it, dear god its huge
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.whalepenis.org/

    whalepenis.jpg

    diagrams are always useful :yes:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Why is that dude staring at the bell-end?

    Oh, and is that an errect penis or is that just how it always is?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pill 'ed wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Why is that dude staring at the bell-end?

    Oh, and is that an errect penis or is that just how it always is?
    Cause its fracking huge!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I bet he is having a whale of a time with that in his hand as well
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pill 'ed wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    Why is that dude staring at the bell-end?

    Oh, and is that an erect penis or is that just how it always is?

    I think that's erect. They have muscles in their penis I *think* so they can manoeuvre it about to find the ladybits of the she-whale. When it's flaccid it retracts inside.

    A killer whale is actually a dolphin. Although, *technically* dolphins are the same family of wells, just a different version, there's more than one definition of a whale you see.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wow...this thread is crazy! funny stuff.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is that pic a fake or is it really that big?? :yuck:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It really is that big!

    Have you never seen a horses willy? It's ridiculous. I used to tease my girlfriend because she had a tiny shetland pony about 2 years old with a 2ft willy, so obviously she prefered riding him. (Well she couldn't actually ride him because you should wait till they're older to break them in lest they get a poorly back)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.whalepenis.org/

    whalepenis.jpg

    diagrams are always useful :yes:
    tht looks suprisingly similar!! :P:P sept tht ones not quite as big
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