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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
A SEX-MAD witch and a 200-strong coven plan to celebrate Halloween tonight — by deflowering a teenage virgin.

Creepy David Farrant boasted yesterday how he will oversee the orgy to initiate the girl into his cult.

The 19-year-old trainee accountant will have full sex with a 30-year-old High Priest chosen by Farrant.

As the teen writhes naked with the stranger on the floor, the rest of the priest’s coven drop their robes to watch the display in the NUDE. The 200 onlookers then take part in a MASS-ORGY at a property in Barnet, North London.

Now that's my kind of religion!! How do I join?

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Makoto wrote:
    Now that's my kind of religion!! How do I join?
    Sounds like an 80's porno flick.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wtf???

    That isn't Wicca
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "How did you lose your virginity?"

    "This random 30 year old weirdo man who thought he was a witch dressed up in robes shagged me in front of 200 other weirdos all perving over me"

    Sorry, it just doesn't sound right!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Seen that in the paper today, where are these people!?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Makoto wrote:
    Now that's my kind of religion!! How do I join?

    Im sure theres a law against that!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i always thought wicca's were peace and earth loving people etc...blessed be and all that hoodoo voodoo
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have to say that this is NOT the real wicca!!! As a Pagan myself to me this sounds more like a pointless sacrificial ceremony, true it does vary between people but seriously!!! who the f*ck do they think they are???? sorry for being boring but im well used to wicca and paganism being put down. Everybody go out there n enjoy their halloween though!!!:thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TreeSpirit wrote:
    I have to say that this is NOT the real wicca!!! As a Pagan myself to me this sounds more like a pointless sacrificial ceremony, true it does vary between people but seriously!!! who the f*ck do they think they are???? sorry for being boring but im well used to wicca and paganism being put down. Everybody go out there n enjoy their halloween though!!!:thumb:
    What was you doing at midnight this morning?

    Out of interest?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    gigidy gigidy gooo!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    gigidy gigidy gooo!

    Damn you vile woman :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    thats sounds almost satinistic in the name of religion.

    i'm sure they could plan a massive sex orgy without making it an initiation test to enter a religion.

    fucking wierdos.

    wtf.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Family Guy
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    All your virginity are belong to us!

    He was busted and jailed in the 70s for busting up graves and sending voodoo dolls to cops. His shag crew has 374 members and more than 200 are expected at tonight’s fuck fest.

    He reckons he is a Vampire Hunter as well.

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006500393,00.html

    The best bit
    These girls are mainly students or people who have left school and are disillusioned with life. They are all over 18 and we don’t initiate them if we believe they are just coming along for the sex

    orly?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well if its in the sun, it must be true.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just read up on him or search for old news articles, I'd imagine it is true.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nah doesn't sound like Wicca... Ain't Satanism...

    I've been involved in a lotta the Paganism stuff in the past (although I stumbled accross Buddhism and prefer it to be fair... I kinda believe in a mixture of Neopaganism, Pantheism and Buddhism), there are some dodgy people. I mean you meet a lot of nice Pagans but you get a lot of arseholes too... Many who will use their 'religion' to target vulnerable young men and women.

    Could be a Witchcraft tradition I haven't heard of... The thing with Wicca is that there are so many paths... Gardnarian, Alexandrian, Faerie... Some are very traditional, some you gotta get your kit off for, some need initiation, some are lone witches, some are very matrifocal....
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