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-Eating breakie and ordering chrimbo presents, think i'll have a bath and a shave soon so i dont smell like u when u come round :P been missing my hoebo xxxxxx
(my bitch)
- I'll come at 12, maybe your book's too highbrow for the illiterate rainham scum.
(best bloke friend)
- Ha ha. I'm asleep in YOUR bed! N x
(shit scary! from another best bloke friend when i was out for the night)
-Hiya, hows u? U know all dat cheese we stuck 2 da roof at tap...it's still there! Lol :-)
(Hayley...we had a fun night aha)
Very class friends i have
I got your magazine. Let's see how I'm going to smuggle it home now.
Aw.
"Just to say that we should have whooped you fuckers last week but we played like England at the weekend. Hell..." - sent
Internet is on my boycott list too, possibly geography due to intense workload. I'm struggling with my personal identity, what am i doing here?
Did u piss on the floor? was it u? my trousers are all wet. i'm at a fancy dress party dressed as a coral reef ecosystem. am i a loser?
i can't imagine you ever being someone's regret. i think you need to get yourself on down to the wolf den. how's the eyebrow?
Sent:
gotsta check with the parental unit, pretty sure they'll want me at home with them in France but will let you know. otherwise why don't you come see me? oysters and stinky cheese galore....
made a colossal tit of myself tripping over myself three times in 30 seconds on Corn Street. fittie behind me had a grand old giggle. muppet. come home and make me food. xx
"OI YOU!I am not weird, I'm endearing. Says you with your fear of peaches, holding mirrors and mints! You're a fiend.
"Fuck foreeeveeeer if you don't mind, don't mind, don't mind I don't mind. You're coming to drink in the streets of Glasgow with the lovechild and her parental units. Let's quaff some vino, MacDaddy!x"
Recieved -
"Boom Boom Boom, let me hear you say way-o, way-o! Take That! And Party! Don't mess with the one and only! x"
"Who is this? I'll give you a clue...I'm Hank Marvin. All I can say is you look awesome as a superhero! x"
I missed youuuu.
That's not what your text said
I think I pulled a muscle by laughing at that.
"I'll phone in 5 minutes"
Got that today at random from a girl I haven't spoken to in about a month.
- received from my sister in response to hearing that my friends didn't know of the marvels of corn flour!
- George
Don't ask, dear god...
"Love yooooou toooooooooo" - boy, obv. Made me
The rest are too soppy/explicit for you lot...that seems to happen a lot XD.
"Where are you? Your driving lesson started 30 mins ago?!"
"Haha Ed you twat! I'm not on there now anyways! Have a good journey home won't ya! Cya xxxxx"
"Alright mate what you been up to? What you doing Thursday, I got loads of green and loads of charlie, we'll have a mash up like the old days boi!"
"I miss you :[ x"
"Such a greedy jew, and for him you are playing taxi and drive around his missus through austria? He should be ashamed of himself." (sent, as response)
"When I am back home again there are stories about getting into the wrong train and being stranded in Braunau waiting to be told. Cheers." Braunau is the locality in which Hitler was born. Such a ugly hicksville. (sent)
"Hey, I'm meeting up with a few lads on Karlsplatz, cuz there is a party by the architects (of uni), give me a ring if you wanna join us." sent, nothing beats writing a txt to a person you fancy where you really expect not to get an answer and a minute later *bleep bleep*:
"Hey, it's nice that you thought of me, but I am already back home again! Wishing you a lot of fun tho! sincerely yours." (received), as response.
Thank you unregistered newbie, who was reading the thread
"here, by cheeky u don't mean you're watchin one of those spatula vids?" - rec'd.
"You cant pump for too long?! I really hope you mean stop!
"Nice one bruvvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaha!aye it was a bit amaze too much wine flowed and i was gettin told what i was up to last night, throwin a strop with a bloke mate i was dancin with cause he wouldnt let me lead haha, chattin to some dude in the life who was in a dressing gown and shoutin general abuse - asbotastic antics!if youre still in glasgow 2mo after your gig give m a buzz!long you up for anyways handsome?x" - Sent.
"Dont stab anyone as we can no longer be patter merchants at poptismo!you goin to the boxin day one?" - Sent.
"Did you Dale Winton's Mam was a wotsit?think about it. x" - Sent.
"Ha!thats the real slim shady my good sir, i cant wait for boxin day to go radio rental and to let my brain melt out my ears it wont be me but the e talking im gonna get mmmmmmmmaaaaashed oh haels yes bet your bottom dollar squire. MIAOW!x" - Sent.