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Ohh.. that's a lovely thing.
Don't mind, I think the thread is pretty timeless as it is...
Hey, my favorite Schadenfrau (can't stress enought how I love the pun).
What's the reason for that very german agreement? spill!
From my sexy exercising partner
"Thought it might be the drugs, but I'm ind enial. I'll have your fiery biscuits!" - Recieved.
"Yeah debauchery and gigs are my two loves also. Debauchery at gigs is my fav tho x" - Recieved.
Aw, I love getting random texts from fit men.
":| she better fucking not have." - my boyfriend in response to the fact that I may have indirectly been given glandular fever by someone I severely dislike.
"Well i am not going to deny it. Lol. It has amazed me that it has been kept for this long." - my friend Ross in response to my questioning him about a girl at work who claims to have kissed him...I thought he had taste ;o.
" Thanks for registering with o2 blah blah " - this one is a genuine random text. They gave me £2.50 credit too and i DID NOT register the phone so fuck knows who did
" hey sorry for the hassle " - the cut down version, sister on apologising for the millionth time after she forgot to leave me a key to walk the dog, i travelled across town to do it. Wasn't bothered though.
(Received message referring to broken down freight elivator in nightclub)
"Missing me? Am missing you. It's terrible!
Sent each end of a flight from Amsterdam to Detroit from a rather nice colleague of mine
"I know, I might phone BBC News 24. Or maybe even NHS 24. Bit damp, eh? x" - me moaning about my sore side for the 462nd time today
2.ok i will meet u round the back by the bus
3.im flattered but im up the wrong tree sorry
4. bex r u wiv orange mega
5. hi bex meet me at the sports hall and katie is a thin straw haired lezzie that has a big nose
6. know u were disappointed. Keep at it. We are all rooting for you/
I have NO IDEA who it is, and it's driving me mental!
"A tenner?! I remember the days when George Square was a field and to go there at new year cost a jam jar, and you still had enough change for 5 pills!" - Recieved.
"Hello my lil mother licker Wots cookin good lookin only a couple of hours away woo woop!!! xxx x x xxx xxx" - Recieved.
"Hurrahs at your face! How are you toots, missed me?" - Recieved.
"Haha iv booked us in there for next thurs night. We'll get breakfast this time and ill get ma pants! I have to say too that I am most chuffed I bumped into u, too. Me and rich were originally gonna go swimming! Be cool to bump into you again soon xxxx
"Snowing!" - Received
"Jist as weel I didna come up then. Get the red and white bobble hat oot, STAND FREE, WHEREVER YOU MAY BE!" - Sent
"Jamie Smith 14-1 first scorer go go gadget! Div ya hae ony Motherwell banter?" - Recieved
"Fuck knows, hae tae roll oot the old classics or slag for Malpas being a Jute bastard" - Sent
"U didnt have to though thats wot made it nice! Yeh Peterhead its baltic down here lol X" - Received
"Aw I know people who play for Peterhead. I hope you win though x" - Sent
"Spoke to dave the other day, totally forgot to tell you... *****'s in hospital, mind snapped like an elastic band apparently. Thought there were snipers on the rooftops sent by a government agency to kill him! He took too much man. too much. too much..." - A mate of my mate's mate Dave.
"Hey doll, I've got ur fratellis cd but couldnt find the w.a.s 1!chris said he'l have a look!man i quite like him!x" - Recieved.
"That woz a silly msg i meant leopard skin pill box hat x" - Recieved.
"HERE YOU BAWBAG! What's the name of that thing where rappers have an impromptu rhyming/rapping battle? Rap-off? I'm sorry I text you now at 5:02AM and you start work in 2 hours and 58 minutes. But if you want another bumming sesh you'll love the fact I'm giving you attention through the medium of the textual variety! MWUAH xxxx" - Sent.
"Aw maaaaan. My brain's about to pure melt out my ears. I canny do anything, that pill hit me like Dawn French's fist! I'm walking from Woodlands Road to Partick with 5 packets of Space Raiders in the rain. They're so tasty. Like a sexual party in one's mouth! What shift you working this week, squire? xx" - Sent.
"SARA! I might need to bum you on Monday. The BOOSH! The chuffing BOOSH MATE! I love him, look at his suave hurr. I want to sit on his face, he has the right facial proportions for a bit of saucy antics. Rawr. xxx" - Sent.
"Orange Update: Your services have been modified. Please turn the handset off, then back on, for any changes to take affect."...i.e, i got a new phone!!:yippe:
my old phone: ... shit, i lost it!:crying:
Fookin women. Leave me alone I'm ill.
My friend and I are making jingles for our radio show.
i wouldn't reply to him to be honest.
Maybe he likes you, maybe he wants to have a go at you....maybe you should just ask him and tell us what happens !