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Still dont have a clue what the fuck she was on about
Yeah I noticed. It's clearly an affectionate name
oops.
"not yet, watching jeremy kyle in my pants. class still at 2? seeya then caravan whore luv mckeckan"
"oh! i learnt some aboroginese words!! flagoon woobla!! this means booze which is handy if youre ever in the outback!!"
"i hate living next to old people. i woke up to unchained melody, obviously on a free sunday newspaper CD. surreal man, surreal"
"omg just saw Desi, his hair could give farrah fawcett a run for her money!!"
"oh ya dirty cow! dont think the hubby will be too impressed when you start calling out my name in the middle of the night!!
That's well sweet!
1- It's not butter
2-something im screaming about lol guess (recived)
The Buni hath been caught (recived)
"they keep playing Lil' Chris at ork and everytime it comes on i think of you x x x"
"oh my god whers is it so we can make sure we'r at the opposite side of the city!x"
"Ok u'v twisted me arm!it has 2 b later tho im watchin me new take that dvd!x"
"MAWNGE DOO! I MISS U LOTS! Motherlicker, soon we shall get down and party Mwaha ha xxxxxxxx"
"Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me? I just want to know what to do because I need your love alot - come on now! I got that sweet funk xxx"
"don't eat bed bugs. They're too crunchy x"
"Quite an abusive individual when drunk/swedged arent you. I deny all claims of being a plum. You quine, are the plum. x"
"wots wiv the kenan and kel obsession, don't get me wrong its amazing bt random!! x x x x x x"
"My mucky punchbag. Your blue lagoon. Collision. Kapow."
"Lick my hairy fruit bowl!"
And my favourite..
"Don't diatribe denis. Dirty ducks definitely deny doin deviant deeds during dangerously deduced daytime dreams duly deploying draconian doubts."
response:
"Thank you for the compliment. I do not know what's the deal with the other girl, but I won't be able to replace her, since I am I and not her. I hope you know that."
re-response: "oh no, no, no... Luckily not! I fell out with her a long time ago. It's just the first things that catches the attention: The bright demeanor and the charisma. I am sorry that I'm a bit gooey atm, but a schoolfriend of mine died in an accident on friday and my emotions are a tad spillt. Don't be afraid, I am not comparing you to anyone, you're way to cool for that
"Oh shit! Does that mean Diagnosis Murder is finished forever?!!" (the terrified message I sent back)
"sorry fell asleep...No it was a trick the bastards, i was distraught!! Anyway send my love to stevie hope he is ok. had a good nite, will do it again soon x" (my friend's reply, 5 HOURS after the first one...I had been mourning for the loss of one of my fave TV characters for 5 bloody hours!!)
'SPARKLERS! We need sparklers!!'
The best: 'Is this firework display indoors?'
"Fucking rawr! Wonder what my phone bill is looking like..."
"I fucking need you" :cool:
"Meh. I miss you."
"I love you too"
Rawr ;o.
"so the italian wine is good? dont drink too much and dont trust italian men" (received)
"hungover due to shenanagins at the church" (received)
"I am too drunk to be on this train" (sent)
she'll never be as nice as you chicken! X
Sheep shagging baaaaaastard!
Next part :
"..sod what i just said, mum just gave me £100! Drinks are on me!!"
"Hurrah! I have got the internet working. Who needs men eh ?
"Yes i can, sorry ive been a bad friend and not getting my priorities right at all. Im sorry" (received)
"I love you too xxx" (received (bestfriend))
It came from an unknown number and really freaked me out until I realised it's my friend's Russian mobile...
"i wish too! night night! xoxoxoxoxoxo" (sent)
Worth dragging it up just to show that off? :razz:
-that message ddidnt deserve a reply.
last send msg "certainly keeps live interesting.. i'll let you know when im on my way back "
'hello. thnx4 lift earlier. nice of u 2 get up early! almost home now. love you x'
Anyways
"Have you seen my keys? I cant find my ducking keys"
(apperantly I didn't press over enough to get to the word fucking)
"May I ask for your company on Sunday? I have an idea about jumping on the train and going anywhere to jump in smelly old leaves and get ratted. You say I have no sense of adventure, pah!"
"Natürlich!"
"Hiya smelly, are you ready for a night out at the German market? It's got wine and tat, can't get much better than that!"
"I'm not working Friday night. Fancy getting an ASBO on the streets of the toon? I really fancy one for my kitchen wall."
'hey babe. let me know how big the queue is?'
"Lol what a suprise lol! Have fun! xxx" (Recieved)
"Yeah man I'm about 2nite... I'll give you the money. I wana get stoned... I got dollar. See if we can go out with Foz" (Recieved)
'Lol yes silly girl! Who does forward rolls when theyve been drinking xxx'
'Cant make it to uni, Pint through a sock was too much xx'