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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mizz_pink wrote:
    The Hoff, who asked him if he fancied indulging in a bit of...

    a poo-ing competition; whoever lays the biggest nugget gets to...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wear the famous red trunks, to the prestigious...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ball
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In preparation for the pooing contest, They ate...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    xXxXxSarahxXxXx wrote:
    In preparation for the pooing contest, They ate...
    poo
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    flavoured bread, to get them in the right mood... and also covered themselves in
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    everwonderwhy wrote:
    hot oil which lead to the death of Mr and Mrs peanut

    s gerbil, However, Mr and Mrs peanut continued to eat Poo fuel, and drink...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    xXxXxSarahxXxXx wrote:
    s gerbil, However, Mr and Mrs peanut continued to eat Poo fuel, and drink...

    copious amounts of alcohol in order to prepare themselves for their next venture- a poo flinging contest. Mrs peanut insisted she would win because of her
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    massive jugs, which she would use as weapons if
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Large peanut biceps
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fall off. So Mrs Peanut flinged the biggest log of all at Mr peanuts head
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    because he decided that his face is so stupid it would look better with a coating of shit. However, she flung it slightly harder than he anticipated and mr peanut was now
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blah wrote:
    because he decided that his face is so stupid it would look better with a coating of shit. However, she flung it slightly harder than he anticipated and mr peanut was now

    dead
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    smitherzsmitherz Posts: 968 Part of The Mix Family
    mamma mia wtf am i doing, i should be...........
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    taking the steps
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but before she could hit the water a seagull ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ate.... a ...... fish
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    as a reward after saving the poor peanut
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    They Rode Off To...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Taco Bell for a nice ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    everwonderwhy wrote:
    Burger which turned out to be pouisonous which killed the little nuts and then a...
    a burger police man arrived elloo ello ect.
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