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Men are like....
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1. Men are like ... Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ... Weather ....... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ... Blenders ....... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always half off.
8. Men are like ..... .Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2. Men are like ... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ... Weather ....... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ... Blenders ....... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always half off.
8. Men are like ..... .Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ..... Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
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I love that one!
This is a winner
But what it does show is that we are better than women cause we have the ability to laugh at ourselves.
Well i knew we were better anyway ...
Seconded tbh
*runs away*
Are you going to expand on that?
Ffffft.
Ninjas are great. Just not as good as Spetsnaz...
However, myself... I am better.