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i want to see his bum.
But go girl all the same. You've got a clever head on your shoulders. Well done.
I didn't think I would either; though I did always want to have a brood that would put the Von Trapp family to shame so I suppose I've actually been slacking a little
Oh, and just for you lucifer... devil by name, devilish by nature eh
The other two are very much young, free, single by the way ladies of the north-east. Two shandies are they're anyone's...
Wow! Congrats!
Welcome to my world
Cheers you lot. Bit of a shock was it, James? You should have been in my shoes when I found out... :eek:
Aye. Indeed. Didn't think you were going down the settling-down-with-kids avenue for a while yet
*furious
Didn't plan to. Didn't plan to AT ALL.
Always use protection, kids
Did contraception fail then?
If everyone else is going to be nosy then so am I
Indeed. That was my plan all along...
Kermit what a rude and inappropriate question! It was an immaculate conception, of course, how else do virgins get pregnant? :angel:
A shot in the mouth strangely working its way through the intestines?!? :sour:
He told me I couldn't get pregnant if I didn't have an orgasm shouldn't have been any problems there then eh :crying:
Glittery I will most definitely pass on your kind offer, I'm trying to get as much sleep as humanly possible now in preparation for what's to come. Hibernation sounds like a plan...
I want one now ;(.
:yes:
Ever since the day my brother's (on the pill) girlfriend found out she was having my nephew (we were both 20), I've been doubling up.
Babies are lovely, but I like it best when other people have them
Was just like Sonia in Eastenders, I'm telling you... I may never (well, the penny would have dropped eventually) have guessed if I hadn't suddenly developed the hormones of a crazed, demanding psycho-bitch from hell and started getting horrendous headaches. When it plopped out into the toilet I'd probably have had a better idea, mind you :crazyeyes