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This night's crazy thought

Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
In a lot of fantasy stories, there's something called "The answer to every question" and people are trying to learn it. But I got to thinking: What could this answer be?

Keep in mind that if it's an answer to every question, nothing like "Humans were created by aliens" or "You can become a god by uttering the word skjfgddjgshjdfgdjhf" would fit. Neither of these is an answer to the question "Which is the highest mountain on Earth" or "Why doesn't Lizzie like me".
So I came to a conclusion that, if there exists an answer that fits every question, there's only one answer that could be.

And so it is that I'm ready to reveal to all of you The Answer To Every Question.
And the answer is: "It doesn't matter".

Puts things into perpective huh? No, I'm serious. Think about it.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The answer to every question is:
    "Why do you ask?"
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    That's another question, not really an answer. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It could also be "I don't know"
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    squeal16 wrote:
    It could also be "I don't know"
    It could, but "I don't know" is an answer given by a specific person. "It doesn't matter" is a universal answer.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    or "thats why"
    How?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "I just did a poo poo in my pants, may I be excused for a few moments"
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    for any why questions, nothing else
    Not all questions then. ;)
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