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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
Got a story, but the thread would be dead after 4 short comments? Put here every story that isn't a blockbuster. Like daily occurences.

This story is not a "everyday" occurence, but maybe it kills some boredom-time for you.

Well, let me tell you about today.

I did not sleep sound. Crazy dreams... I turn on my computer, talk a bit with Nadine, when she's after a while away, going with her dog for a walk.

When she comes back she shouted something about damn wasps, etc... Asked me to come on the web cam and she showed me where a wasp stung her in the lower abdomen.

She showed me the sting and became dizzy, but she was fine with a cold rag on her head. After some time she tells me her ears start to itch, I make a snide joke about it (go me, go me... What a paramedic I am). Watch the clock, it's 12:30am. Lunch time. When I returned to my computer, Nadine was away and her ex-boyfriend told me to phone her. I was confused, they don't really talk to each other anymore.
She told him, it's not her favorite thing to do right now, but he has to lend her 10€ or something. He told me he cannot do it.

I check Nadine's message window, she's in the pharmacy to get something, because she's developing a bad rash. I phoned her and told her to go back to her flat ASAP. I borrowed 10€ from my sister, jumped from my PJ's in my clothing [un-showered :p] biked to the nearest pharmacy bought something for nadine, when my telephone rang. It was her NOW boyfriend, who I barely know, except for last saturday when we were introduced, but did not talk a word (loud club).

So I talked with him, while talking to the pharmacist in the store. He told me to bring her to hospital please. I responded that I am fond of the situation and I am on my way to her. So I got this anti-allergen and biked as if Jesuszilla was behind me to Nadine. I made it in barely 10 minutes. I ran up to her door, sweating like a mofo, there she is. A rash from her legs to the tip of her head. Red as tomato. Face like a battlefield, lots of swellings and blisters. I give her the medication tell her to lie down, to make her a cold compress. The rash was really hot (in a temperature sense) and we decided to go to the hospital. We met her mother (who just left work at that time) and took a taxi. She got meds in the hospital while I waited outside.... o.n.e.a.n.d.a.h.a.l.f.h.o.u.r. Now, where I had nadine's b/f's number I txted a dozen times with him, because he was really worried.

We drove back to Nadine, were just lying on her bed (she was really exhausted), but the rash was AS GOOD AS GONE. Hail to todays medication. Whenever she checked her tummy it looked a bit better. convalescence to spectate, wow.

We were just listening to some music, were joking around, checking on her rash, and talking about the whole mess. At that time, the rash was 98% gone, she was back to normal and that all felt like a strange nightmare, which has ended abruptly.

I left at 6:30pm, and biked back home to take my first cold as north-pole shower today.

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This one time I ate boiled peanuts and I liketa got sick.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    This one time I ate boiled peanuts and I liketa got sick.

    holy shizzle. did you puke them out?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    someone groped me last night while walking accross a dancefloor
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote:
    holy shizzle. did you puke them out?

    Not really, its just a quote I stole because I'm not creative enough by myself :(

    On a true note, I ran out of cream cheese like 5 minutes ago for lunch so my bagle had bald spots :( Tasted good still though.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    well im usually behind the bar, i was in the place where i work, on the customer side, enjoying a nice pepsi (well as nice as pepsi can be)

    wearing black shoes, black pinstripe trousers, black shirt, red tie, red lined suit jacket, enjoying the music, and someone thinking im the manager comes up and molests me as im making my way to the toilet
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    i shouted at girl at work today...i love being a bitch! :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    i shouted at girl at work today...i love being a bitch! :p

    High Five.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him... there was Sir Santa of Claus: an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year; for many were killed!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Marry me.
  • Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Infinite wrote:
    Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him... there was Sir Santa of Claus: an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dino-bones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators who were awoken by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year; for many were killed!
    :lol: :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We could all just move to Utah or something :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :heart:

    Our future children would be the best.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Heh, I never thought quoting the Aqua Teens could get me chicks :o

    I was going to write my own story but I have weird ass writer's block just now. Something to do with 3 hours sleep and 7 hours doing the most boring job in the world
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    well im usually behind the bar, i was in the place where i work, on the customer side, enjoying a nice pepsi (well as nice as pepsi can be)

    wearing black shoes, black pinstripe trousers, black shirt, red tie, red lined suit jacket, enjoying the music, and someone thinking im the manager comes up and molests me as im making my way to the toilet

    good night at work then :naughty:
  • BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    my_name wrote:
    High Five.
    maybe you should come tomorrow and we can be doubley bitchy! ooooh yeah!:naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ButtonMoon wrote:
    good night at work then :naughty:

    not really considering i wasnt actually at work
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I watched Pirates of the Caribbean last night and I was disappointed.
    Johnny Depps Wannabe gay/metrosexual acting is getting out of touch quickly.

    Today it's pretty cool (temperature wise ;) ). It might start to rain soon, but I guess I'll go biking. What are you up to?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It was a boring day...

    So fast forward to 5:30 pm. I quit playing games over the internet to see Georg has written me that he's bored as hell. Me too... so what do we do?
    We drive to the Therme Laa an der Thaya. Stupid thing is I couldn't find a translation for it, so I describe it. It's a kind of wellness swimming bath with Sauna, hot springs, A room with hot steam (100% water saturation in air), and Ice chamber (5-9° fucking degrees celsius) a whirlpool and all that jazz.

    So let me tell you, the last time I was in a sauna was when I was 16, and I used to wear my bermuda shorts in it. So you enter a area where you can be nude (as opposed to the usual swimming pool where you have to wear something). I was a tad uncomfy in the beginning, but soon it rocked. you run around naked as if you couldn't care any less. Georg and me used the Sauna, it was soo fucking hot. But I love it when you go dry in it, and suddenly you are wet - just of your own sweat. Well, the translation lets me down a second time, but when you pour ice into the oven in the sauna, it gets all steamy and REEEEALLLY hot, we use to call this "Aufguss", it is usually followed by a guy fanning hot air at you with a towel. So this was a special aufguss, where you leave the sauna and lubricate your whole body in some goat-milk/coco dilution. It smells really good. So back into the Sauna and it follows a Aufguss... The temperature raises to about 105° (note: at 150° you bake a pizza or a chicken). you look aaaaalll oily and super sweaty like a porn star... haha.

    Well, it's so weird. So many nude people, lots of girls in my age or younger like around 17-18. You talk to them like you talk to a girl in a pub or something, with the difference that you're au naturel. Outside it was a bit raining, the temperature was at about 20°. Georg and me dived into the pool outside which had around 10°C. That's like refrigerator temperature. It feels so good, and you might be a bit dizzy when your blood vessels contract really quick (because of the chill).

    Well, we went on to try everything out. The damping bath, the ice chamber, the royal chamber (REALLY hot steamy air, and some kind of aroma/flavor), the whirl pool etc. It was weird, hot girls everywhere, but you still wouldn't get a boner, because... it feels like so normal and usual. It feels a bit weird when you talk to a girl there for the first time and she sits spread-eagled in front of you talking about some inane stuff as if it does not fucking care if you are in suit and bow-tie and she in skirt and blouse, because it does not.

    We went to another sauna then and had a honey aufguss. Like the first time we had to leave the sauna and anoint ourselves with some honey/oil dilution. It smelled so good ;) Damn, when this guy fanned the hot air from the oven towards us, it felt like fucking immolation, haha.

    When we left the wellness area (and put our bermudas back on ;) ) we swam a bit in the usual swimming pool. Swam in the salt basin, hauled ass the long slide :D made backflips from the edge of the pool into the water and all that jazz.

    Oh gosh, I so plan to go with a girl to there. Not because of ... 'obvious male' reasons, just because I would like to show it to my best (girl)friend and spend a really cool evening there. It was a lot of fun.

    *yawn* g'night tho. I am off to bed :)
    bbye.
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