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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    There'll be a lot of masturbation over those photos tonight, I reckon...
    +++ Tissues sales throughout the United Kingdom rocket overnight +++ Andrex issues statement to media saying they're struggling to keep up with demand +++

    :p
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    sophia wrote:
    :D

    I get that every time I leave the house tbh, I'm just so damn hot :p
    I know. ;)
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    :lol:
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    2000!

    Paint porn. Whatever next!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I.......I.......I.......don't even know where to begin........
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    oh my word ;o
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: fantastic
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In your dreams danny! :flirt:
    There may well have been dreams about that. ;):p
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Mine are always nightmares! :D
    I'm too happy tonight to take insult to that. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote:
    Hahaha. Me and her already have eye sex. (ask ze other rich) ;)
    Hahaha.

    We've not had eye sex in ages.

    We need to get together. I'm feeling rather frustrated.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    I'm too happy tonight to take insult to that. :)
    I was being sacrcastic! There always good dreams actually.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We need to get together. I'm feeling rather frustrated.

    ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was being sacrcastic! There always good dreams actually.
    You dream about me? :blush::p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rachael wrote:
    Sounds weird but I dated Rich-E before Stacey and we're still mates now.

    And I'm mates with Stacey. Harhar

    Eww sloppy seconds.

    Rich-E is a bit of a dirty ho then. Tut tut.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sloppy seconds? Cheers :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sloppy seconds? Cheers :(

    Aww. Well you got with him :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I didn't know about Rachael when I did.

    But hey, I'm just sloppy seconds :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I didn't know about Rachael when I did.

    But hey, I'm just sloppy seconds :(

    Awwwwwww.

    Hes a bit of a naughty boy for not mentioning it isn't he.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    To be fair, he did but not straight away. Its hardly the best chat up line is it "oh by the way, I dated so and so" and it was hardly a big issue anyways. I didn't give two hoots.

    I was not sloppy seconds though. I'm offended by you saying that.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But hey, I'm just sloppy seconds :(

    You're not. That comment refers to Rich being sloppy seconds. It's a term men use when describing women - if your mate has already 'been' in there, then it's already sloppy - hence you get the sloppy seconds :).
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But I had never spoken to Rachael until me and Rich actually broke up? :confused:

    I don't understand. Haha. Me so stupid.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You're not. That comment refers to Rich being sloppy seconds. It's a term men use when describing women - if your mate has already 'been' in there, then it's already sloppy - hence you get the sloppy seconds :).

    Correct.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I was with someone on here. I didn't post problems (unless someone wants to drag up that big horrible embarrassing thread which doesn't count really), but if I had done (christ knows there were many of them) I would have made a new account.

    I wouldn't go out with anyone who read this place on a regular basis anymore though. Just...no. I've had...er....acquaintances with a few people on the boards though. And Cute Baby Bear is my lesbian lover (WE WERE SO FIRST KHSS :mad: ).
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I'm not after titles, my love for Manda and Sophia is enough :love:
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