need help !!!!

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i wanna make my gf go so crazy she will come like crazy and shake for like a hole 2 mins and make her come bk for more and more is there anything i can do ??

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I bet if you speak proper english, or even something understandable, she'll just die of pleasure.

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i do that any ways so there anything less smart ass

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What you should do is take some crocodile clips- attach one end to her clit, and the other end to the mains electric.

She'll be shaking for hours!

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Kermit wrote:

What you should do is take some crocodile clips- attach one end to her clit, and the other end to the mains electric.

She'll be shaking for hours!

Wouldn't you also need a wire of some sort?

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lol you know wat i am saying i wanna make her orgasem if i did spell that right ??

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Speak properly and then you might get a serious answer.

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I thought you said she was coming like crazy already?

Or do you mean you want to make her come a second time?

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i wanna make her feel like she has hit cloud 9 and shake like crazy and all that. sorry i am a bit off on all this is not my normal place or posting

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Oh, thats why your actually making a bit of sense and taking your time to spell out words instead of ur bt of rtrd psting lyk usul, dd gngstr. I see. I hope you're not in your normal place of posting whenever you come on here.

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so can you help ???

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Yeah, tell her to get a new boyfriend.
Alternatively, spend time getting to know her body and what she likes and doesn't like so you know what works. Instead of, you know, asking people on a forum who don't even know who the hell she is let alone what she likes. People are different, there's no ultimate answer for what will make her cream, if there was you wouldn't be asking the question.
Now stop typing like a dick, and go explore her body.

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rss3000 wrote:

i wanna make her feel like she has hit cloud 9 and shake like crazy and all that. sorry i am a bit off on all this is not my normal place or posting

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will do thank u !

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And people chill out, rss3000 is know to type the way it does and been around for a while, it doesn't give a shit, so help or stop whinning...

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i will be using these sites hehe yayayayayyaayayay rock on homies!!!

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nihilisticmadman wrote:

And people chill out, rss3000 is know to type the way it does and been around for a while, it doesn't give a shit, so help or stop whinning...

Everybody else has to type properly, its in the good manners even, why is he an exception?

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my_name wrote:

Everybody else has to type properly, its in the good manners even, why is he an exception?

It's in the good manner guide, yes, but he doesn't care and has been around for more than a year so why bother any longer? It's obvious he will not stop...

The good manners are not laws, they are as it says good manner...

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my_name wrote:

Everybody else has to type properly, its in the good manners even, why is he an exception?

My thoughts exactly.

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because its rss300!!!!
He talks like that.

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he is his own man i mean i am my own man i mean .....random arrrrr!!!

**helen**

nihilisticmadman wrote:

And people chill out, rss3000 is know to type the way it does and been around for a while, it doesn't give a shit, so help or stop whinning...

:yes: this way of criticising people or ridiculing people for asking for advice on the sex forum is becoming pretty tiresome :banghead:

Ok, so staxx has a point that we can't know what his rss3000's girlfriend really likes, but there are general tips and hints that can be offered, otherwise no-one would bother giving out sex advice - ever, and we all know that it's a pretty big market! Suggesting that rss3000's girlfriend should get a new boyfriend simply because he's asking how to please her to the maximum seems strange IMO.

You might want to check out this article on driving your woman wild have fun

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Porn isn't real.

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Kermit wrote:

What you should do is take some crocodile clips- attach one end to her clit, and the other end to the mains electric.

She'll be shaking for hours!

LMAO. JESUS I AM ACTUALLY LMAOING AT THAT.

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Guys, you are all being a bit harsh.

OP - yeah, the massage thing is a good idea. Every girl is different, but I think sorta starting slow and gradually speeding up and getting more intense (in many aspects, either in fingering itself or working from a really romantic massage to a more sensual one and then... well, you can figure it out for yourself). You should spend a lot of time on her, and mood is very important. An intense orgasm I think is best when it's emotion and raw pleasure combined - so I'd be thinking romance and then yeah, getting more into it and for possibility of multiple orgasms, keep going a little bit longer after you would usually.

I'm just sorta repeating myself. The most important thing is to respond to her and listen to and feel what she likes. All those links are good. Go to them and good luck

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Electroshock.

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my_name wrote:

Oh, thats why your actually making a bit of sense and taking your time to spell out words instead of ur bt of rtrd psting lyk usul, dd gngstr. I see. I hope you're not in your normal place of posting whenever you come on here.

I am breaking apart here.

Yeah, tell her to get a new boyfriend.

STOP that... this had me in stitches... Hahaha.

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my_name wrote:

Everybody else has to type properly, its in the good manners even, why is he an exception?

Cos he's TheSite's resident gangsta. He don't conform to no goddam rules, mofo!