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Black and Blonde (Guiness and a Bird - wahhay!!)

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
its nearly 3 oclock on friday am.<P class="body">ive had a good few guiness to celebrate st patricks day.<P class="body">i have brought a woman home with me - a blonde.<P class="body">(actually looking at her she looks a bit like mo molam)<P class="body">she is fast asleep on my couch and now im dying for a shag.<P class="body">heres my question - should i wake her or just go to bed?<P class="body">actually i feel a bit ill...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    OK, saddo, this is a discussion board - NOT a student message board so you can show off to your mates about pulling.<P class="body">I get the feeling that your right wrist is much, much more muscular than your left wrist.<P class="body">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hold on a second ---- i want to find out what he did!!!!<P class="body">so alan, did you wake her up? or did you have to sort yourself out...?!<P class="body">also... what on earth were you doing on the internet at that time of night?<P class="body">very dodgy..........
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    As Mickey was suggesting, it seems likely that he had one hand free for the mouse...

    Peace & Happiness<P class="body">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Look, you've scared him off now!<P class="body">And anyway, like none of you do it!<P class="body">those that live in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones...
    or
    pots and kettles and shades of black.
    or some other cliche that actually fits here...<P class="body">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Actually<P class="body">Sorry I did not remember posting that until I got an email today.<P class="body">For all those who want to know.<P class="body">I was sick all over the place and fell asleep in the bathroom hugging the toilet.<P class="body">When I woke up I was on my own - boo hoo.<P class="body">BUT!!<P class="body">She rang me the following week and we went out for dinner.Unfortunately I was sober and her hair wasnt blonde it was more yellow (damn that demon drink!) and she had the personality of a doberman - and before all you women get upset and start abusing me I paid for dinner!!(The bitch had 2!! yes 2!! happy meals - hungry cow!!)<P class="body">Alan<P class="body">
    (no offence meant or intended)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A useful tip: sight in a pub or nightclub is greatly restricted by beer-goggles, the ugliest beast can look drop dead gorgeous when your too pissed up to walk straight. I had a one night stand a few weeks ago and I thought he was reasonably good looking, that was until he rang me the day after and arranged to meet him. I took one look and pegged it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A useful tip: sight in a pub or nightclub is greatly restricted by beer-goggles, the ugliest beast can look drop dead gorgeous when your too pissed up to walk straight. I had a one night stand a few weeks ago and I thought he was reasonably good looking, that was until he rang me the day after and arranged to meet him. I took one look and pegged it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What sad people used to visit the board back in those days

    And all the grown-ups say is sorry, cos we got no reply.
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Originally posted by Turtle:
    What sad people used to visit the board back in those days


    And Turle, U still do visit! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"&gt;

    Joke!



    Dont Feed The Troll!
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Is this something to do with April Fools Day?

    Dont Feed The Troll!
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