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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    try some resolve! It'll taste rough AND he wont get a hangover :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'd go for something with high laxative effects, you can get that flavoured stuff which shouldnt be too amiss in a bottle of cider i wouldnt have thought.

    or how about stirr some gravy granuals into it... mmmm bisto
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Poor guy. Sounds like getting shit faced on cider is the only thing he's got in his life.
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    Thatchers cider is fucking lovely. :yum:
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Proper cider is lovely indeed but unfortunately I've never come across anything beyond your typical White Lightening type shit!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    there's a cider farm about 15 minutes drive from my house called brandy wharf. i'm not really keen on cider but i tried some greensleeves and i liked it. even if i don't like cider it's got a lovely garden to sit in with a canal and you can pitch your tent there too. :D
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    There's a cider produced locally called Hairy Armpitt. It's lethal stuff and tastes vile. The same people that make it also make Birch Sap Wine - which is probably one of the most lethal drinks I've ever had. Good stuff though.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I only drink Magners/Bulmers - king of ciders.

    If he's drinking and can get aggressive, it's probably best not to mess with his booze. It's all he has by the sounds of things and you don't want to bare the brunt of his cider-less rage.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    did you do anything tonight?!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    Thatchers cider is fucking lovely. :yum:
    yes it is its sublime so is magners
    theres nothing better than a cold pint of thatchers after a surf on a hot summersday in a beer garden especially the red barn (woolacombe, North Devon)
    'spoons do a organic cider its really nice cheap and Very strong
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'spoons do a organic cider its really nice cheap and Very strong

    westerns organic ;)

    i tried the new koppenburg in 'spoons last night its summer fruits cider. Tastes like strawberry cordial. Just can't campare to the pear one
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    melanie wrote:
    westerns organic ;)

    i tried the new koppenburg in 'spoons last night its summer fruits cider. Tastes like strawberry cordial. Just can't campare to the pear one
    Might have to try that one.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He's not aggressive. He's really fat and has the pace of a snail. He was calling me names again today, and he criticizes me for not answering back :yeees::rolleyes:. At least I have manners.

    I've just taken to pouring his pints down the sink if I see them lying around. I'd try something soluble next time I see some, although I'd hate to make it obvious and fizzy.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    laxative chocolate fudge brownies...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cook them, don't offer anyone any because of course, you know they're laxative. Make sure no one else is home then leave them out on the side...
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    Eyedrops in your drink make an effective laxative.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    really?? :naughty:

    won't posion em or anything will it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nope, I've heard of it being useful too.

    Mind you never tried it yet, would be good to do at a house party!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Violette wrote:
    summer fruits :D

    come in lloyds bar and buy it from me :D
    ooh you have it aswell?

    you mean that there was no need for me to brave the cherry tree on monday? :p
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