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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big Brother is aware of the difference in 'instrument'. However resources at this time allow only for closely related items to be given at request.

    As a gesture of goodwill however, 2 kazoos have been given to you.

    Kazoo-s.jpg

    In return, the house mates must play and sing all verses of God Save the Queen.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ar02-kazoo-a.jpg

    I smuggled one in, here you go.
    Big Brother is watching you :grump:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ah, cheers Big Brother!

    Ah YAY! We have 3 kazoos and a cowbell. The madness begins. Oh yes.

    I say we all do a mexican wave to congratulate ourselves. Not so much on the God Save The Queen, unless it's the Sex Pistols' version, then I'm down with that fly shit.

    Actually, KHSS smuggled that in? I thought your crotch was making funny noise on the first 10 minutes being in here. You can keep that one. :razz:
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I'm in bed.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Rich-E wrote:
    Big Brother is watching you :grump:

    Good for you.


    James you lazy bum, get up!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    unless it's the Sex Pistols' version, then I'm down with that fly shit.
    Big Brother will allow this, only if all the housemates sing in the voice of Johnny Rotten.
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Good for you.


    James you lazy bum, get up!

    Why don't you come and join me? lawl oh yer rolf dingdong :naughty::naughty::heart: :thumb: :flirt: :flirt: :D :yippe:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: I'm too busy playing a kazoo and doing a Mexican Wave with Becky!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ooh I wonder what alarms BB will make for us!

    I say we wake up James and ring a cheeky bit of the cow bell in his ear mwaha.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Good plan. Then we can start that conga line.

    Omg we get a llama, I hadn't noticed! What shall we name it?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Omg we get a llama, I hadn't noticed! What shall we name it?

    SEAMUS!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: ok then.

    Haha I've only just noticed your edit!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: ok then.

    Haha I've only just noticed your edit!

    Just noticed yours! Party trick indeed. ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ok I call having first shag with Violette then stealing NMM and rollys drugs so I can piss them off. :yippe:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    Just noticed yours! Party trick indeed. ;)
    Ninja editing skills :D

    Can we call the goat Jim Vee?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ninja editing skills :D

    Can we call the goat Jim Vee?

    Dunno, we should consult the housemates. I say we call it My Fanny, and if we lose it we can say "MY FANNY, WHERE'S MY FANNY GONE?!"

    Haha.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I want James to do the shouting if we lose the goat!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I want James to do the shouting if we lose the goat!


    Well obviously. Goes without saying, dunnit.
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Can someone turn the showercam off - I need a shower. kthx
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haven't really been following this but I was wondering...

    Do the 'housemates' nominate others for eviction by PM'ing big brother (Rich-E?) and then the public (rest of us) vote the nominees out through a poll??
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    Fuck me, I've got to cope with MrG and Stargalaxy. Might hang myself.
    ***writes a piece to the Daily Mirror about how I wouldn't share an ice cream with JsT, never mind a house***
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SG, no offence but you've made your point. If you don't want to be in the house, what's the point of making a fuss in the thread?
  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    stargalaxy wrote:
    ***writes a piece to the Daily Mirror about how I wouldn't share an ice cream with JsT, never mind a house***
    The Daily Mirror? You dirty vermin cunt.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh i missed the auditions :(

    Big bro can I go into the house instead of Stargalaxy, pwitty pleaseee :flirt: :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big Brother regrets that he is mowing the lawn at the moment, but he'll probably be back online later.

    *plays kazoo*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i really dont see how im that bad :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MrG wrote:
    i really dont see how im that bad :(

    Me too, ha.
    :razz:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Did SG do a Shahbaz?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Addict wrote:
    Did SG do Shahbaz?
    According to The Sun, yeah.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Addict wrote:
    Did SG do a Shahbaz?

    He did! I think you should take his place to even out the boys and lasses!
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