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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I predict:
    a scandalous teenage pregnancy
    A really bad haircut that will fill for about 4 episodes
    The two extra Timmins lads to show up
    Izzy leaving
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    No-one dies from it either, dammit.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i'd do both karl and susan. i'd love a threesome with them both...

    kind of see what you mean about toadie. he's lost loads of weight, and somehow it all seems have moved by house of trouser osmosis on to connor, who's looking a right porker these days.

    Yes, Connor has got the middle-aged spread! Rendering him even more repulsive than he was... something I didn't think possible.

    I'd do Karl and Susan, too... foursome? Maybe we could get Max and his muttonchops to join in too, even things up a bit :flirt:
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    I swear that Max is some sort of Leprechaun.
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    Maybe time for me to whip out the Joe Scully photos again and make you all green-eyed with envy. He was so boring, though. I wouldn't want to do the nasty with him :p

    Muahaha :hyper:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do you reckon Steph glows in th dark?
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I miss Joe Mangel as well, and we only had him for a wee bit :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Soooooooooooo jealous!!

    He's the best character Neighbours has ever, ever had. I miss him :crying:

    :lol:

    Didn't he get sacked because he was picking on Summer/a total lush..? My kinda guy!

    Steph is radioactive at the moment. Her randomly appearing facial warts distract me from everything else that's going on... I try so hard to curb my superficial thoughts but it's TOO HARD.
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    What would be the most unlikely pairing in Ramsay Street?
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    Good one! Past characters are indeed allowed, but let's to current cast ones as well, for a giggle.

    Nina and Joe Mangle

    Katya and Lou
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    So wrong :yuck:

    Lyn secretly wants Susan, that's quite obvious.

    If Libby were here, she'd be after Dylan. She got with Taj after all!
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    Harold's already on about buying a motorhome for long weekends away with Lou!

    I think Paul probably has a bit of a thing for Harold as well, he liked the attention of being strangled and has been messing around with the General Store (worst name EVER) in order to get Harold to notice him again. Ahh.

    Izzy'll be after Dylan next :yes: and then Kim will find out, so she'll have to sleep with him to shut him up as well.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Izzy'll be after Dylan next :yes: and then Kim will find out, so she'll have to sleep with him to shut him up as well.

    Oh no. That bitch had better STEP OFF.

    I think Karl and Katya would be an, er, interesting couple. You can't have missed all those smouldering glances across the nurses station. Maybe Boyd can join in... hospital rumpy pumpy :naughty:
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    Katya doesn't do any other expression!

    That's probably why Izzy's leaving, she can't shag anyone else into silence!
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    They've started putting eyeliner on Rachel and Zeke in order to make them look a bit more related. Related by eyemake up, that's a new one.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I reckon after the whole being strangled by Harold incident, Paul probably asphyxiates himself with his tie whilst masturbating to try and recreate the moment in its full erotic glory...

    What a disturbing thought :lol:

    Katya is weird, she'd best stop using Toadie for his legal prowess. He is worth so much more than that, dammit. Dee should come back NOW and they can have a bitchy cat fight in their nurses uniforms... in a big bowl of jelly :thumb:
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    She did have boobage though... not that I'm looking at that kind of thing, Connor's chest is far more attractive!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: at the jelly.

    I'm going to start a Toadie apprecitation society, a sub-sect of the DIE LYN DIE campaign.

    Haha on facebook there are some Neighbours groups:
    Boyd Hoyland is a Real Man Society
    Karl Kennedy Appreciation Society
    Ned is a Gimp Society
    Bree Timmins is fat and should die
    Zeke Kinski is a precocious shit and should die
    Zeke Kinski please stay silent.

    I'm a member of the Boyd Hoyland one :D
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