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This is the best:
fancy a fuck? No? How about lying down whil I have one then?
It's something unpredictable
But in the end is right
I hope you had the time of your life
"is that a ladder in you're tights or a stairway to heaven"
-i shagged him lol
me gets the feeling you're a bit of a slag.
And all the grown-ups say is sorry, cos we got no reply.
if she had a good time, and ended up having sex afterwards, good on kathster <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"> pretty bad line though <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif"> <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif">
ive got a url for a chatup line site here somewhere..i'll go find it and post it later if ne1's interested.
www.fourjokers.co.uk/chatuplines/
[This message has been edited by SusieLovesCalvin (edited 07-04-2001).]
*agrees wholeheartedly*
if someone comes up with any kind of crappy line im likely to just give them a withering look and/or comment and carry on talking to my m8s or ordering my drink or whatever! and i hate it when these blokes round the bar sit and leer at you. *shudder*
so yeah, do what button said <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
1.Nice dress! Bet it'd look great on the floor next to my bed.
2.Do you want to see something swell?
3.I'm just like Milk, I do your body good!
4.Excuse me. Do you want to **** or should I apologise?
5.Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
6.Hi, I'm a hurdle, wanna jump me?
7.I'd use a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you're too smart.
8.Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
9.Lick your index finger and wipe it on your shirt then hers and then say, "How about you and I get out of these wet clothes?"
10.At the office copy machine: "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?"
11.Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
12.Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum."
13.Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
14.A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You reply: "Do you have the energy?"
15.Say mother, want another? (if she has kids)
16.You look like the type of girl that has heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
17.Your place or mine?
18.Nice shoes, wanna ****?
19.You have some nice jewellery. It would look great on my nightstand.
20.Your face or MINE!?
21.If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
22.When she asks, for a match... How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
23.Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynaecologist.
24.Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much your weigh.
25.I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
26.I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?
27.I'd look good on you.
28.Excuse me, have I ****ed you yet?
29.I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else.
30.Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
31.I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
32.Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
33.Hi! Can I buy you a car?
34.My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it.
35.I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
36.**** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
37.I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?
38.Was your father a thief? `Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
39.Look at the tag in her shirt and say: "I wanted to see if you were really made in heaven."
40.Let's do breakfast tomorrow--should I call you or nudge you?
41.You know what looks best on you? Me.
42.I think you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen... On a Wednesday.
43.You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
44.You're ugly, but you interest me.
45.**** me if I'm wrong but you want to sleep with me?
46.Do you believe in one-night-stands?
47.With one touch, I could make you make sounds that only a dog could hear.
48.If I said you have an ugly body, would you hold it against me?
49.If I gave you a negligée for my birthday, would there be anything in it for me?
50.If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
51.I'm leaving this place... want to cum?
52.Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across!
53.Ok, **** me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me.
54.I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
55.Do you have a quarter? I need to call my mother and tell her that I found the woman of my dreams.
56.Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
57.That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
58.Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
59.Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
60.Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
61.Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
62.Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't think I recognise you with your clothes on?
63.You've got nice breasts, but what colour are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
64.I am conducting a feel test of how many woman have pierced nipples?
65.Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's
66.Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasise about you?
67.Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us
68.You smell wet. Let's Party.
69.Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
70.I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
71.No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?
72.Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
73.Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress.
74.Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
75.What's your sign?
76.You have the ass of a great artist.
77.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
78.You smell! Let's take a shower together.
79.I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade
80.If I was Elvis, would you screw me?
81."Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
82.I need your help. I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
83.Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.
84.Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour co-ordinated.
85.Do you like jewels? Well suck my cock, it's a GEM.
86.Do you sleep on your stomach? Do you mind if I do?
87.Do you want to go halves on a bastard?
88.I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds
89.I'd like to rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together
90.Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what do you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire
91.Would you like to see me naked ??
92.I lost my phone number can I borrow yours ??
93.I was sitting here holding this cigarette and I realised I'd rather be holding you
94.If your parents hadn't met I'd be a very unhappy man right now
95.My tongue can do things drugs can't even do for you.
96.Either way, I'm going to have you tonight, so you may as well be there.
97.Wanna go halves on a baby ?
98.Do you like chicken? Suck this it's foul!
99.Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch!
100.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No! D'ya wanna go upstairs and talk!
101.Holding out two fingers say, "why should women masturbate with these two fingers?" When they say, "I don't know", you say, "Cuz
they're mine sweetheart".
102.I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
103.The chick that usually sucks my dick has a shirt just like yours!
104.You know, the woman I'd forget about for you is blonde, too!
105.Hi My name is {name}, remember it, you'll be screaming it out later.
106."Hey, little girl, how 'bout a quick game of hide the weasal?"
107.I'm sorry I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women.
108.Do you like beef? Well suck this, it's dripping.
109.Mmm. You like to chew gum? Cop ahold a'this - it's WRIGGLY.
110.Excuse me, can I borrow your bra?
111.That Shirt's very becoming on you. I'd like to be cumming on you too!
112.Is there a Rainbow? Because you're the treasure I've been searching for
113.Is your last name Gillette, because you're the best a man can get.
114.Do you cum here often or do you wait until you get home?
115.That's a lovely dress, could I talk you out of it?
Enjoy
It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches, only takes one match to burn a thousand trees
http://www.fourjokers.co.uk/chatuplines
There are loads of them..Good-luck and happy pulling.
I know I did last night :-)
And all the grown-ups say is sorry, cos we got no reply.
bet u can put some of that to good use!! hehe...i can see u getting a woman wouldn't be any bother. 57 and 115 is the same i reckon. 14 is good...i like 113 the best. it's not too forward...but very flattering!! very sweet actually.
children in the front causes accidents...accidents in the back causes children...
bet u can put some of that to good use!! hehe...i can see u getting a woman wouldn't be any bother. 57 and 115 is the same i reckon. 14 is good...i like 113 the best. it's not too forward...but very flattering!! very sweet actually.
children in the front causes accidents...accidents in the back causes children...
-- (take an ice cube and break it. then say) That's broke the ice, now can you come back to my place?
Use a bit of comedy and act lose. Sexgod's traditional lines work ever time:
1) I'm the master potato
2) Hi! I'm the little rude lepricorn from the end of the garden
3) I'm a large dorkeg
4) (Stand on the corner and say) Looking for some bussiness tonight luv?
5) Your toilet, or mine? (if reponse "You what", answer "forget it your too young")
6) You like a bit of leather? oo-er suit you!
7) Hi, i'm new to earth and I was wondering how this sex thing works?
I usually find combination works best i.e.
(1), oh balls, (2), that one not work for you either? (3) ... etc. etc.
CHAT UP LINES DONT NORMALLY WORK!!
Most girls wud just prefer it if u was yourself & if ure 2 shy 2 go over 2 a certain girl then just make eye contact & im sure if shes inerested then she'll come 2 u,but if u really blieve in chat up lines then perhaps u shud try this one:
'I DONT USE CHEESY CHAT UP LINES BUT IF U LET ME BUY U A DRINK PERHAPS I'll B PERSUADED 2 CHANGE MY MIND'
Its been used on me & blieve me the guy was glad he used it!!
GUD LUCK!!
Luv
Rach
If u have a good soul u can make sum1 happy!! If u can make sum1 happy ure a good person & a good friend!
Though it was terrible chat up line and even 7/8 years I'm amazed it worked..lol I really should be shot for it.
<goes off to hide in shame> <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/redface.gif">
~ If you can see the beauty of whatyou aspire to, it doesn't matter if you achieve it all. Simply to aspire is no mean achievement ~
Here's 10p ring your Mum and tell her you're not coming home.
"You look sweeter than a pound of sugar, but are less likely to rot my teeth."
"Could you buy me a drink? I would ask you if you wanted one, but I hate rejection."
"Do you come often?"
"I've just been sick, can you give me a lift back to yours?"
Give em a go!!
Jimmy Boy.
" I am sorry but you are not perfect yet"... it is guarantedd to make her wonder WHY?
please guys go for the kill in a intelligent way
"Are you panties pink?... I don't believe you take 'em of and show them to me " :P
after you boght them a drink, and they've said thanks: "... thanks? don't thank yust get your neekers of!!!" <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
or try something more agressive: aproach and hold her hand, and say: "I can see your future..." if interested "I see you sweting hot, breathless, and not being able to move your body any more after being with me"...
je je It was a lie, your proffecy may not be come true, but there is no going back!! :P
of course ALWAYS WITH A BIG SMILE!!! if it doesn't work,both of you'll end up loughing
If there's anything more important than my ego around here, i want it caught and shot now
Well it worked once, but we were both pissed...
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?