Good chat up lines?

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Are there any chat up lines that work really well? <P class="body">I'm not doing too well with the opposite sex so I was wondering if there were any cool tried-and-tested opening lines I haven't tried yet...<P class="body">Help!

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How about:<P class="body">"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"<P class="body">worrks every time...

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I prefer GET YOUR COAT - YOU'VE PULLED. <P class="body">Doesn't work every time.

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I don't use chat up lines but a friend of mine says she's never failed to pull with this one>>>>
"Excuse me, is that a mirror in your pocket?"
"No why?"
"Oh I just thought I could see myself in your trousers"
I personally find using a line is tacky, so I just smile and they come to me.

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I like; "I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?"<P class="body">Lovely.

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how about these !!<P class="body">leg is the word of the day, lets go outside love and spread the word ! <P class="body">or have you got your knickers on ?
no why ? shit my watch is an hour fast !!<P class="body">or errrr have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and i will take you there !!<P class="body">i normally just wink, smile and ask them for a drink !! the is my best tactic, maybe coz i look like ricky martin ??!

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Originally posted by Zombo:
how about these !!<P class="body">leg is the word of the day, lets go outside love and spread the word ! <P class="body">i normally just wink, smile and ask them for a drink !! the is my best tactic, maybe coz i look like ricky martin ??!

<P class="body">i can't imagine that line would work very often mate=! More likely to get a big smack accross the face surely!!!<P class="body">i can't belive you look like ricky martyn. prove it to us by emailing a picture of yourself to this board.

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I'll tell you the corniest line used on me recently:<P class="body">That's a nasty bruise. Did it happen whan u fell from heaven?<P class="body">please! As if I'd ever respond to that! A good old smile and a drink does it for me every time!<P class="body">

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Katy xxx

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Originally posted by Katy!:
I'll tell you the corniest line used on me recently:<P class="body">A good old smile and a drink does it for me every time!

<P class="body">That may be so, but what if the smile is coming from a toothless freak and the drink is a bottle of methelated spirits?<P class="body">Just asking because, you know,....

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THE BEST CHAT UP LINE I'VE EVER HEARD -
HERE'S 10p PHONE YOUR MA,
YOU'VE PULLED

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"I'm gonna name one of your legs Christmas and the other one New Year's Day. Can I visit between the holidays?"

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Most chat up lines are a little corny. What usually works is a sense of humour, a smile (hopefully from someone who has got a full set of teeth), a few drinks (OK ---many)and a good party atmosphere.

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I HATE chat up lines. They never, ever work on me coz you know the bloke is just after one thing. The best advice is, even if u r only after one thing... pretend you're not!!!! <P class="body">As for the worst chat up lines I've ever heard:<P class="body">"Do u have any Welsh in u?"
"No"
"Well, you will have by the end of tonite!"<P class="body">"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' next to 'U'" (please!!)<P class="body">(Bloke jumps up and down on the spot in front of me)
"What are you doing?"
"Just breaking the ice!!!"
(PISS OFF!)<P class="body">Chat up lines are crap, girls will just laugh at you and you'll never get a girlfriend using them. It'll either be someone really desperate or some old tart!!! If u ask me... just be genuine!<P class="body">

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For pure cheesiness value I like the "Have you got any French in you? No? Well, come back to mine and I'll put that right!!<P class="body">But to be honest, I think chat up lines aren't necessary - if a girl is interested in meeting someone, I think she will make it pretty obvious by gazing around and giving off the vibes of "hey, come and talk to me".<P class="body">On the other hand, if sh'e deep in conversation with her mate, you're hardly likely to get off on the right foot if you jump in with a duff one liner!!!<P class="body">Personally, I prefer the honest, intellectual approach: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"<P class="body">But if that fails, how about something totally abstract: "Please fondle my buttocks!"<P class="body">

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I always find that this is a good chat up line.....
"Yo bitch get the fuck over here before I kick your fucking ass, you little piece of shit!"<P class="body">Hope this is of help to you!

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Jessy

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This may work if your tall. A friend of mine (female) made it up for another friend of mine.<P class="body">"Hi my name's Big Al[insert own name here] and I'm tall aswell 8P"<P class="body">Dunno if it's worked for him yet but hey it's original!

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The best reply to the chat-up line<P class="body">'how do you like your eggs in the morning' is...<P class="body">'Unfertilisied, thank you'<P class="body">Hah, the best!!<P class="body">A good chat-up technique is to hand a girl your mate fancies a card only saying 'My mate fancies you'. Simple and to the point. The girl may think you're a ponce at first handing over your business card, just get her to read it.


[This message has been edited by Foreign Angel (edited 18-05-2000).]

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Hey everyone, just thought I'd put these on to make you smile. Son go on! Smile god damn it! <P class="body">1: Hey babe, nice legs, what time do they open?<P class="body">2: You're so gorgeous I want every bone in you body, including mine.<P class="body">Oh and blokes, don't try these unless you're fond of a sore face. They're just here for a laugh!
:-)
Respect.

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Im in a bar drinking a bottle of lager, the DJ says to me 'Wish I was that bottle'. I'm ashmed to say it worked!

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Looking for chat-up lines? The fact that you are, does disqualify you from using them.

Your alternative:

"You look so hot, I'll go straight home to have a wank"
Then turn around and go - that saves you the embarrassmnet of being rejected (again)

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So what's the alternative to a chat up line? It's all very well saying "Chat-up lines don't work" but what can a man do? "Talk to her like she's a normal human being" you say, but you can't just go up and say "So, what are your hobbies?" or "Nice weather isn't it?".

I have pulled however on several occasions with the line "Hi I'm Charlie. Are you up for it tonight?".
You've gotta kindof make sure they would be i.e. on the last night of term or Christmas mash-up or something....
http://www.mp3.com/autofire

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Chat-up lines work, but only for those who can use them naturally (that is why I made my previous comment).

What about just showing an interest in what is going on or so: "Good music isn't it? (or crap music if that is the case)", "I see you are alone here, like to dance/talk/have a drink/...?"

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girls dont wanna here shity chat up lines believe me ive tried them. just be yourself. girls like that better

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My personal favorite:

"I'm going to have sex with you tonight. You might as well be there for it." <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif"&gt;

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here's a technique:

when your with your mates, go up to a girl you like and say that you have a bet with your friends that she would be interested. ask her then to kindly play along and look
interested to help make your frineds look stupid. then say "in the meanwhile can i buy you a drink".

might work, you`ll have to try it..:-))))))

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listen mate, just walk up to her or him (if that your cup of tea)and say:

fancy a f**k, it'll only take five minutes!!

hardly ever works but its worth a laugh!

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Several chat up lines for you out there -

1) >"You remind me of a spanner"
<"Why?"
>"Because everytime I see you my nuts tighten"

2) >"Are you okay?"
<"Why?"
>"Well, I would have thought that it would have hurt falling from heaven."

3) (Pretend you are Welsh and say0
>"Do you have any Welsh in you?"
<"Uhh I don't think so."
>"Well, if things go to plan, then you will by the end of the evening"

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here are 3 that never fail (to get you a slap)

1. do you sleep on your stomach
why?
well I just thought if you didnt I could

2. if its cash your after drop your drawers and the moneys yours

3. how pet, Ive dropped me kegs for worse than you
<IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/wink.gif"&gt; <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif"&gt;




[This message has been edited by dodgy dave (edited 16-10-2000).]

Former Member

This one works.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your armpits.

and this one!

Excuse me while i slip into something more latex.
and finally!

You seem to have lost your penis, grab mine!!

As u can tell I'm the master of chat up lines !!!

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You lot don't have a clue!!!
Try these:

Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow hell outta me!

or

Look down at your crotch, then back at her and say "It's not gonna suck itself"!

or

If it true that 'we are what we eat', I could be you by the morning!

Normally though, the best chat-up line i've found is to go over and come right out with a joke.

eg.

My Grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was sixty. Shes 83 now and I havent a f*******ng clue where she is!

Fluid.

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*bites tongue*

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