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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I Win
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No, I win...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    enough already you are all fooling yourselves because I win
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I pitty the fool who doesn't agree that I win...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i dont need your pity since I win
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    everyone who posts after me, agrees that i win
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Erm... i win...
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    I Am Teh Winn0r
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nope that would be me, me I tell you, its all mine...I win
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nah, girls can't win :p

    I win :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    you are just jealous that you don't have boobies, you have flat man nipples! It almost makes me want to let you win..........................




    nah




    I win
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    boobies.. :yum:


    but frankly rather have what I have in my pants :)


    oh, and cos of what I have in there...

    I WIN!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ah penis shemnis I've a got a pink vibrating one in my draw!

    I win
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I bet tis a smaller one anyway... so I win...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But its glittery so I win
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yer, but I carry mine everywhere i go, so I win...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    yer, but I carry mine everywhere i go, so I win...

    Yeah and I bet it gets all uncomfortable when its a hot sunny day n needs re-arranging all the time, me on the other my genitalia is all neatly compact and doesn't get in the way of anything

    Therefore I win!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can pee standing up... I win...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can have multiple orgasms i win
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shit tough one...

    erm...

    I don't bleed every month...

    I win...
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Men clearly win. I win. mahwhaha
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know I was saving that one.

    I get to shout at people for a few days every month and get away with it by blaming PMT.

    I win
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ah shit, an other tough one...

    I get pay better at work cos I'm a man...

    I win...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But at work I can get the men to carry the big heavy boxes and claim its because I'm a frail little woman, when really i'm just skiving!

    I win
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't have to give birth.

    Admit defeat. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Click to see more wrote:
    I don't have to give birth.

    Admit defeat. :p

    Still loving your av but it doesnt mean you win

    I can give birth

    I win
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    remotebleeper wrote:
    I can give birth

    Not without one of us ;).

    WE WIN.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You need a man to get pregnant...

    I win...

    EDIT: Same idea in mind :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You bastard I knew you were going to say that! :p

    I can eat 15 pickled onions back to back without feeling sick

    I win


    Edited to add smiley so I don't look so harsh
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    EDIT: Same idea in mind

    Because we have great minds, and think alike ;).
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