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JsT
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told to me by a mate:
Why did someone hack into Bill Gates computer and order viagra?
They thought MSN would stay up a little longer
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Why did someone hack into Bill Gates computer and order viagra?
They thought MSN would stay up a little longer
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
BRITISH BULLDOG: <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/flags/uk.gif">
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Those are models legs, but are they womans or are they mens?
(that wasn't just a cheap laugh, it's actually a true story... that's why it's funny, see? laugh you pieces of shit! especially you turtle, you better laugh! i'm getting sick of you!!)
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aww turtle honey wheres your sense of humour!
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