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You mean you've been cooking and cleaning too much? Don't worry, sitting back, watching tv and having a martini that dave brings out to you on an half hourly basis is alot easier than it seems. I'm sure if you try you'll do just great :thumb:
:yes: :thumb:
advice, dont try to feed geese unless there actually in the water lol
You should take a photo of your face so Dad and I can chuckle
:crying:
64 posts to go.
Oh geese are vicious little bastards! And they are pretty fast runners.
After being attacked by a heard of geese a few summers ago, last summer I was at a park and saw one, he had a gimp leg, so I chased him. muwahahaha
Awwwwwww *hugs* That's mean!
oh but shes smart, shed get the butt head joke to me right away
This fine evening ... I'm great thanks :razz:
Thinking i had better take a tablet later for this headache which is just waiting to pounce on me though!
(ah, the good ol' thesite attention whore in me )
63 left?
How are you?
what what?
oh yes.. that... I'm waiting for my feet to walk me downstairs, not having much luck yet !
:razz:
MWAH BACK
I'm ok thanks angel lol you're really kewl!
It's weird not having a hellfire or stargalaxy or me, even, not going round the boards coming onto every girl. I think you're a girl anyway. Apologies if you're not.
I think we need a new new person whos annoying and everyone dislikes. Stargalaxy is bearable now
I'm great by the way. I grew balls today! Isnt it great when you're being messed about and you feel all insecure and like its your fault then you suddenly stop and turn everything roudn and everything fits into place suddenly and the shock actually stops them and then they're just scared of losing you and so pack it in.
I recommend it to anyone a bit of confrontation does the world of good.
Also, 62 posts.
Ah yes, confrontation is good......
That sounds like the bestest idea ever!
Well I hope I remain on your good side
I like this nice milk chocolate with butterscotch. I think it was green & blacks or something. I highly recommend you try it!
It blows things into the open anyway
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My sister ate my special one last year a few days before and I was so upset . My girlfriend got me a replacement but it wasn't the same....
Is it just me or do I spend too much time talking about sex? General chit chat always ends up talking about sex. I think I enjoy hearing about other people's... whatever. I'm a dirty little perve really.
What flavour easter eggs?
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And I bought me a cream egg one and a malteasers one. My flat mates a celebrations one and mars bar one.
the number of women he has on his easter egg list
I think it's his countdown to 10,000 posts.
Three posts during the same minute. :P
By the looks of it, how many posts until he gets to 10k?
Posts until 10,000, when world peace will commence.
You're really cool you know. I remember I always used to think you were a guy. This is the point where you say you ARE a guy and I'm just terribly confused.
However. I feel so happy! I want a group cuddle. I had a dream about having an orgy with all my friends yesterday. Not an orgy as such. Like, squashed in together and we kept touching each other and it was hilarious!!!
My motorbike is coming back tomorrow, so I'm gonna get kitted up and pull some biker girls. Well, my girlfriend, but the same thing
How are you?
57?
You're at the top though
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