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i once pretended to get thrown into a window by my mate, the window smashed and to make things worse i made the blood from my hand go all over my face and screamed, he thought i was dying...i went straight to hospital.
Our class locked the RE teacher in the cupboard. Not me personally.
The worst thing I ever did to a teacher personally was tell him to go fuck himself because he was a cunt. I'm a lovely girl :angel:
Put our pompous maths teacher's blue MG Maestro up for sale in Autotrader.
He received many calls.
meaOOOWWWWWWWWW
yup, i used to have 2 people by the same name in my phone book, i txt one asking to come and meet me at my mates house, then the other one turned up. i'd been txting the wrong one...after a few beers i was like "what are you doing here..."
theres very little i wouldnt do for £1m
good one
My mate sent a text she thought was to her friend saying she wanted to split up with her boyfriend to her boyfriend.
either chicken face soup or chickens feet. both were very nice to my surprise
also.. grass and paper
i dont think ive ever heard anythign as minging today