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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    I used the gfs ex to clean the sink and part of the bath, she told me not to but I wanted to.. she doesn't know.. till now anyway

    lmao! :yippe:

    My brother cleaned the toilet with my old flatmates toothbrush but she deserved it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why would you clean a bath/toilet with a toothbrush in the first place?

    I brushed my teeth with my sisters toothbrush one day cuz I lost mine.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh yes... she doesn't care, I dont think, (btw, if u got confuised, my mean my gfs ex bf's toothbrush)

    hmmm, whos gone longer than a week without a bath or shower or wash?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I did and still do tbh...

    The average household floor has five times more germs and bacteria than the ground on the street, or something like that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    because it was dirty and hes a arsehat,

    my gf steals mine as she says she lost hers I now have no toothbrush

    ^answer my Q
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The average household floor has five times more germs and bacteria than the ground on the street, or something like that.

    more flavor :yum:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The average household floor has five times more germs and bacteria than the ground on the street, or something like that.
    thats ball tbh, a house is cleaner, well a non student house is
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    more flavor :yum:

    :lol: :yuck:

    Or more hair and dead skin! lol
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    thats ball tbh, a house is cleaner, well a non student house is

    Its not, just think of the dead skin and hair and dust that collects, in the street its blown away.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    oh yes... she doesn't care, I dont think, (btw, if u got confuised, my mean my gfs ex bf's toothbrush)

    hmmm, whos gone longer than a week without a bath or shower or wash?


    You're right, I don't care...It's funny! :D

    ...and...yes :p (but not recently...I'm not really a skank!)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yes but if you clean every day, like most people do, its reliviely clean
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The average household floor has five times more germs and bacteria than the ground on the street, or something like that.

    There's more germs and bacteria in your mouth than there is in your arse :p

    True fact :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lolzabeth wrote:
    There's more germs and bacteria in your mouth than there is in your arse :p

    True fact :yes:


    :lol:

    Thats the best fact I've ever heard!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lolzabeth wrote:
    There's more germs and bacteria in your mouth than there is in your arse :p

    True fact :yes:

    But mouth germs taste nicer than bum germs :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    why not lick my bum and find out :p:D

    Hmmm but mouth germ is good germs.. bum germs are nasty ones that eat bum juice
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    But mouth germs taste nicer than bum germs :p

    That's because bum germs don't wash. The just sit on the street corner begging for change from affluent germs. Until a germ with a camera turns up and pays them to fight each other that is.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    why not lick my bum and find out :p:D

    :D Drop your pants then! :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    That's because bum germs don't wash. The just sit on the street corner begging for change from affluent germs. Until a germ with a camera turns up and pays them to fight each other that is.

    :lol::lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Infinite wrote:
    That's because bum germs don't wash. The just sit on the street corner begging for change from affluent germs. Until a germ with a camera turns up and pays them to fight each other that is.


    :lol:

    Next weeks post of the week? ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lolzabeth wrote:
    :lol:

    Next weeks post of the week? ;)

    :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if you want... :p

    *drops them*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    if you want... :p
    *drops them* [them being his pants]
    Don't we have indecency laws in this country? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Don't we have indecency laws in this country? :p

    But it's all in the name of research :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    your... kind of... disturbed :p

    *hids behind lolzabeth*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    your... kind of... disturbed :p

    *hids behind lolzabeth*

    I seem to remember it was you who suggested it...i was all prepared to keep it entirely theoretical ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hey, i said it to spook you but whatever floats your boat.. or in this case if you like floaters
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    hey, i said it to spook you but whatever floats your boat.. or in this case if you like floaters

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I have one sitting in the loo if you want it.. my location is... 24 vicara.......








    *runs of scared*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hellfire wrote:
    I have one sitting in the loo if you want it.. my location is... 24 vicara.......








    *runs of scared*

    Floaters only form a regular part of my working life....not my social life!Sorry to disappoint :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *dares to ask where you work*
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