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Pearl Thong

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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh I was at the store today, just your average ol department store, nothing special, JC Penny, and there they were. And on sale too, so I bought a purple one on sale for $4!!

    I"ll never wear them though, I dont want to know what happens to plastic pearls when they meet with vagina juice. And since we were at the mall, we stopped in another dept store cuz Ed had to buy something and they had them there too. Its been so long since I've been shopping.

    (I also bought some with pearls for stylish accents too :p, I love them, though my washing machine hates them :()
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    I dont want to know what happens to plastic pearls when they meet with vagina juice.

    You slap it on a plate and charge tourists 50 dollars for it. Tell them it's local cuisine.





    A new low, Andrew, a new low...........
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    I"ll never wear them though, I dont want to know what happens to plastic pearls ...

    It would be interesting to know if they work though? or if there just painful. I think alcohol will more than likly be needed though...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    first time ive heard someone suggesting putting underwear on, after getting drunk
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.naturalinstinct.co.uk/item.aspx?productid=253

    After reading the reviews I think that it will be money well spent...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I thought this thread wa about a slang term, you know, like "Pearly Necklace" is when the guy cums all over the girls chest and neck...
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What gag? I really did, though i couldnt be bothered reading the thread to see if someone had said it. I am way too lazy for that.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Then you deserve be stripped naked and given a pearl necklace yourself ... :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shy_ad wrote:
    http://www.naturalinstinct.co.uk/item.aspx?productid=253

    After reading the reviews I think that it will be money well spent...

    It will! I have 2 pair myself and I enjoy them big time :yes:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    elasticity : When it best to use them? when dancing? sitting? or what?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    shy_ad wrote:
    elasticity : When it best to use them? when dancing? sitting? or what?

    When sitting they are not so great as you do not have much friction. I really enjoy them when I go clubbing and even went to work wearing them once but got too horny which didn't make work that easy. Generally the more movement the better.
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