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i cant name a single female i know

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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who doesnt go from one big crisis/drama to the next

can someone enlighten me, is it my company or just the female species as a whole who gets really pointless problems and its only really a problem cause they want someone to tell it to :s


**awaits a bashing**
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    women thrive for problems
    men thrive for sollutions

    they're all crazy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wheresmyplacebo wrote:
    who doesnt go from one big crisis/drama to the next

    can someone enlighten me, is it my company or just the female species as a whole who gets really pointless problems and its only really a problem cause they want someone to tell it to :s


    **awaits a bashing**
    Do you include me in that statement? :chin:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Replicant wrote:
    women thrive for problems
    men thrive for sollutions

    they're all crazy.
    And there is only one Animal that thrives on having an easy life - The Cat.

    What i'd give to be a Cat. Hunt some. Rest some. Sleep some. Repeat.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Do you include me in that statement? :chin:
    are you not female? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    are you not female? :p
    Yes. And he knows me from university. Which is why I asked...
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Randomgirl wrote:
    Yes. And he knows me from university. Which is why I asked...
    ;o scandal.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I know. :eek:
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    /me grabs some popcorn.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    /me grabs some popcorn.

    /brings nachos
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    /me grabs some popcorn.
    I want in.
    /Brings Vodka.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    He's run away. He is scared :p
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    I want in.
    /Brings Vodka.
    /me nabs vodka and mixes with Dr Pepper (H)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    /me nabs vodka and mixes with Dr Pepper (H)

    dr pepper? :yuck:


    dark rum & ginger beer's the way to go
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    /me nabs vodka and mixes with Dr Pepper (H)
    /nabs back vodka and takes Dr Pepper too. Procedes to mix. Eats Nachos.
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    /me stabs Gerbil in the face, and relinquishes him of his drink and nachos.

    /me also ignores the negative comment about Dr Pepper (the god of all drinks)
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Dr Pirate wrote:
    /me stabs Gerbil in the face, and relinquishes him of his drink and nachos.

    /me also ignores the negative comment about Dr Pepper (the god of all drinks)
    /uses medkit, sticks C4 to pirates face. Takes drink, spits in nachos.

    /laughs at everyone. stafe jumps round room like a fool.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I think everyone needs a drama once every now and then, partly to keep life interesting.
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    What i'd give to be a Cat. Hunt some. Rest some. Sleep some. Repeat.
    Don't cats in Braintree eat? :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    I think everyone needs a drama once every now and then, partly to keep life interesting. Don't cats in Braintree eat? :p

    hunt some he said

    usually you eat after hunting

    kinda the point in it for animals
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Miguel Sanchez wrote:
    hunt some he said
    usually you eat after hunting
    kinda the point in it for animals
    Unless it's a domestic cat. Then it just eats anything it can get its mitts on.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Unless it's a domestic cat. Then it just eats anything it can get its mitts on.

    my cats domestic

    he eats what he hunts :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    And there is only one Animal that thrives on having an easy life - The Cat.

    What i'd give to be a Cat. Hunt some. Rest some. Sleep some. Repeat.
    That sound delightful.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *he never did come back*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Women are drama queens but they do it for attention. Bit like a child. Best thing to do is send them to their room until they've calmed down. ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Much of the hunting cats do is purely for sport, just FYI.

    Topic? It is all about the drama like turlough said, but in varying degrees dependings on the femme - and just to make things more difficult there are usually very different ways to appease/shut up different women. But, in the spirit of gender equality I'd like to point out that I know many, many males who go heavy on the drama. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    trouble with women is they are full of bloody hormones.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    morrocan roll wrote:
    trouble with women is they are full of bloody hormones.
    What and men aren't? :rolleyes:
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    Dr PirateDr Pirate Posts: 8,303 Legendary Poster
    Randomgirl wrote:
    What and men aren't? :rolleyes:
    true.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Randomgirl wrote:
    What and men aren't? :rolleyes:
    well we have a few ...and we learnt how to drive them.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i have to admit that there is nothing better than a good drama at work if it isnt me involved. something to gossip about and keep me entertained when we have no coustomers.

    when its people that are like OMG guess what happened to me today, but every day i tend to get a bit "ooh did you make up another sory"
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Miguel Sanchez wrote:
    my cats domestic

    he eats what he hunts :yes:

    Same with mine. Then he'd cough up some feathers or fur. Or, if he didn't eat it, he'd give it to me. Cats must wonder how we survive, we never hunt. No wonder they give us dead mice n things.
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