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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
OK, now here's a stumper for you. What is the correct post-blow job ettiquette one should follow?

I ask because I was recieving one of my bitch last night, when after I said, cheers, get me a cuppa. And she had the cheek to slap me!
Did I do something wrong?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i think a thank-you might have been appropriate...!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    if it had have been me giving you a blow job and you said that to me i think id have done more than slapped you!!!

    think yourself lucky!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just never say that again idiot
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol....its cos you didn't say please!!

    maybe show your "bitch" some respect and she may get you a cuppa after she done the deed

    [ 24-04-2002: Message edited by: Harmless ]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    are you a regular taking the piss?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by go_away:
    <STRONG>are you a regular taking the piss?</STRONG>

    who knows, he's been floating around causing trouble since January.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Whowhere:
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    who knows, he's been floating around causing trouble since January.</STRONG>

    I resent that. I've not been causing trouble at all.
    Just erm...testing the waters. You've all got short tempers, especially Whowhere!

    As for the advice, my bitch says thanks, and she apologised for hitting me.
    I will try and treat the cow with more respect.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    glad you sorted that all out, now is there anything you really need help on?

    Glad to her you are now showing your girlfriend respect <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="tongue.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    *Next time let us have a cuppa tea as well* <IMG SRC="rolleyes.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol!! see my ex used to ask for a cuppa after the deed..evry time!! and after blowjobs....after larfin at the cheek of him id usually make it!! haha!!
    it ended up a runnin joke! *o the memories!*
    mind u he did work for those cuppas!!!
    <IMG SRC="wink.gif" border="0" ALT="icon"> <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Whowhere:
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    who knows, he's been floating around causing trouble since January.</STRONG>

    yeah and hes ripped off your name whowhere
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by *SARAH*:
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    yeah and hes ripped off your name whowhere</STRONG>

    no, he's tried to come up with a humourous alternative. Cheeky bastard <IMG SRC="mad.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    u complete disrespectful wanker.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what she should have done is made a cup of tea and spit the lot right into the cup
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he he yeah thats wot id do <IMG SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0" ALT="icon">

    *chuckles with the thought of seeing him drinking his own cum*
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