The Abbie Arms

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This is a bar sceneario, I'm drinking. What do doctors think when their patients show up... after drinking

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my_name wrote:

This is a bar sceneario, I'm drinking. What do doctors think when their patients show up... after drinking

well it generally means they need to do another gynacological examination.

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freeallangels19 wrote:

We ran up an £80 bar bill in two nights between us.

Is that all?! That's a quiet monday afternoon for me

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rainbow brite wrote:

Thank you, feeling much much better :thumb:

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Oh, and speaking of gynaecology...



Can we hold a convention in the pub some time?

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rainbow brite wrote:

well it generally means they need to do another gynacological examination.

Gynocologists have obviously never heard of foreplay

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my_name wrote:

Gynocologists have obviously never heard of foreplay

I think it's cos they are like prostitutes.

So basically pay them and they do the job fast to do as many clients as possible.

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nihilisticmadman wrote:

I think it's cos they are like prostitutes.

So basically pay them and they do the job fast to do as many clients as possible.

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Alright I need an other round.

Need a lot of Red Bull cos of my new job.

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A freaking 1,000!!

Well I'm just going to take 5 and enjoy my 1,000th post...

joined 33 days ago... i'm just slow... and no i am not addicted...

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nihilisticmadman wrote:

1,000th post...

joined 33 days ago...

Impressied :thumb:

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nihilisticmadman wrote:

Well I'm just going to take 5 and enjoy my 1,000th post...

joined 33 days ago... i'm just slow... and no i am not addicted...

Maybe you should be the resident whore

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Fuck it let's celebrate, every order passed within the hour are on me!

Basically...

All you orders will be FREE (payed by me) for the next hour.

HAPPY HOUR TIME.

One, two, three...

GO.

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Bottle of medium white for me then

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CIDER AND BLACK please and a wetwipe for my top lip

Bunnie

oooh a double vodka and diet coke, and a tequila slammer please NMM. thanks!

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only 25 mins to go and the happy hour will be finished... hurry up...

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MoonArcanum wrote:

Bottle of medium white for me then

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Bunny_0_ wrote:

oooh a double vodka and diet coke, and a tequila slammer please NMM. thanks!

here you go.

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rainbow brite wrote:

CIDER AND BLACK please and a wetwipe for my top lip

Bunnie

nihilisticmadman wrote:

here you go.

tres bien! merci monsieur!

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nihilisticmadman wrote:

I think youll find thats snakebite and black - not cider.

I never realised you could buy it ready mixed - saves students precious moments I guess, and would alleviate the need for the wetwipe.

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rainbow brite wrote:

I think youll find thats snakebite and black - not cider.

I never realised you could buy it ready mixed - saves students precious moments I guess, and would alleviate the need for the wetwipe.

Sorry boss.

But you know my job here is not serving drinks, I am just covering for the waitress...

The poor girl is passed out in the toilet...

I sent here refill the Class A dispenser and well...

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shes fucking useless. Ive found her:

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Haha... It's Friday...

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nihilisticmadman wrote:

Haha... It's Friday...

and you know what that means....................................................

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Mines a double Stoli

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is it that ?

I wonder...

littlemissy

I could really do with a glass of white wine.

Pretty please

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littlemissy wrote:

I could really do with a glass of white wine.

Pretty please

Et voilá