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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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How many guys out there enjoy an anal massage my girl friend thinks i am gay to enjoy one,? It really gives me a fantastic orgasm when she massages and then fingers me gently.

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Your gf thinks you're gay???, thats nice of her!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yeah, if you're girlfriend thinks you're gay cos you enjoy a bit of anal then she doesn't understand homosexuality. Are u sexually attracted to blokes, and not to girls? No? Then you're not gay!!! Chuh!!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A tight female ass is a wonderful thing, believe me. It's like great legs or pert breasts - it just looks great <IMG alt="image" SRC="biggrin.gif" border="0">

    [ 29-12-2001: Message edited by: Zero II ]
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the bum is normally tighter, because it get's a lot more exercise. Think about it you pop a turtle every day, but how often do you work out your vaginal muscles? BTW you can work them out simply by flexing that group, it's hard to explain how, but most people just can.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If ur gf relly seriously finks ur gay she wouldnt carry on in the relationship and she definately would not even give u 'the anal massage', and seen as the male g-spot is up there neway every guy's gonna enjoy if they get over the whole 'doing nething with a guys arse is so totally gay'thing. so i wouldnt stop if u enjoy itt!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by kathryn:
    <STRONG>Hi,
    It's a bit different but i have a related question -
    why do men like bums? By this i mean buttocks, in my (limitted! <IMG alt="image" SRC="wink.gif" border="0">) experience the guys haven't been able to get enough of my bum, why?
    I kinda get the chest obsession, are the two similar?</STRONG>
    Very similar. It is believed that the female chest developed as a substitute for the bum after we started walking upright and looking each other in the face. The twin mounds with a valley view is a primitive sexual stimulant. (*see red arsed baboons)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Originally posted by Carriage Return:
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    Very similar. It is believed that the female chest developed as a substitute for the bum after we started walking upright and looking each other in the face. The twin mounds with a valley view is a primitive sexual stimulant. (*see red arsed baboons)</STRONG>
    Oh so you saw Clarkson last year aswell! I'm not sure about that theory myself.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In answer to the original question, NC I agree I like anal massages, you can get a fantastic orgasm off situlation there...

    Following on... why do men like bums? Beacuse its tighter, because its taboo, because its different.... a few reasons perhaps... <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0">
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