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Do farts smell like toast.......

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
I just farted and it smells like toast, do you ever find your farts have a certain likeness to a food mine have smelt of....
toast
full English breakfast
Eggs
Rotten eggs
Eggy bread
Omlette
marzipan
beef
corned beef
stilton blue cheese
Burst sewage pipe
Gas leak........

White men can't rap

Comments

  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Go away you stupid immature kid. Go to your childrens chat room. You are not funny or amusing and we don't want you here. I can't say your sisters particularly clever either.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I would guess it's cos u might be getting to that age where u have to wipe ur ass n use deodrant... u might not stink so much then.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What's the need?

    ARE YOU FEELING LIKE YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN PLANNED OUT FOR YOU?
    ARE YOU FEELING LIKE A SOCIAL TOOL WITHOUT A USE?
    SCREAM AT ME UNTIL MY EARS BLEED, I'M TAKING HEED JUST FOR YOU.
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