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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
...term for when your gf is "on"
mine would be
Liverpool are playing at home
The russians are invading
and hers is
riding the crimson wave
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    one of my friends calls it "her monthly buddy" which I find deeply amusing
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    aunty flo is visiting,
    waving the red flag,
    feeling a bit socialist,
    got the painters in,
    on the rag,
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    aunty flo is visiting,
    waving the red flag,
    feeling a bit socialist,
    got the painters in,
    on the rag,
    ok well maybe what you would callit not just the mrs.

    Oh and got the painters in is awesome haha
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The following are from a collection of "real adverts" I was sent a while ago.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rainbow brite wrote:
    aunty flo is visiting,
    waving the red flag,
    feeling a bit socialist,
    got the painters in,
    on the rag,

    Hum hun, as the question was '...term for when your gf is "on" '

    was wondering when will I meet her? :D

    Personally I don't have any term for it...

    Not really thinking words when it happends ;)

    EDIT: Just realise I didn't got the question right... undestood 'on' as 'turn on'... nevermind... I leave it so I can share my stupidity with others :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LMFAO @ the devils treacle :D
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    On the blob.
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Skive wrote:
    On the blob.
    my ex used to call it "on blobs" I think its the worst one.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Got the painters in, is my bf's expression for it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Freshly quoted from my Viz profanisaurus:

    rag week n.
    1. Seven days during which students get pissed and behave like cunts in the name of charity.
    2. Time of the month when the flags are out (qv). Also blob week. See also on the blob.


    flags are out adj.
    Wet paint warning; fixture list shows Arsenal are playing at home (qv).


    on the blob adj.
    Riding the menstrual cycle; having the painters in; flags are out.


    and to expand further, there is also:

    period drama n.
    Moody and erratic behaviour of women at times of menstruation.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I particularly like 'riding on the menstrual cycle', btw
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "On the rag"
    "No chance to eat"
    "On the red"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'on' or 'got the painters in'. For me, not my girlfriend! heh.

    I don't have a girlfriend
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'on the blob' is just vile.

    When I do eventually land myself a boyshape, I would prefer he just used 'on'... or not at all... I didn't think men liked talking about girly stuff like periods :lol:

    Ilora x
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    on the blob has to be the worst one!

    my ex bf used to call it the 'wrong time of the month' or the 'bad time of the month' which was nicer than it being referred to as being on the blob!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    got the painters in

    :yes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "when the red river flows, take the dirt track"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    olaola wrote:
    "when the red river flows, take the dirt track"

    Nice one :thumb: :yes: ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    olaola wrote:
    "when the red river flows, take the dirt track"
    :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just 'that special time of the month' ;) .
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Being broken
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my boyfriend just calls it bleeding
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well it's usually something along the lines of "Psychotic episode" or something similarly not-so-cute but phrased in a caring and loving way.... for instance looking at her with loving eyes and then shouting "PERIOD!!!" which results in her cracking up ;)

    Laughter cures.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Time of the month.

    Or I call it my "I hate being a girl week". :yes:.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i stole is from everybody loves raymond, but i gotta go with "ladies time".
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    girl time
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do boys have "boy time"? I'm sure I do when my gf is on :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Broked:)
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Japanese flag week :D

    hinomaru.jpg
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I saw 'on my period'. Never heard this 'got the painters in' that seems to be so popular. I must walk around with my ears closed.
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