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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    flicking the bean.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My sex life ;) :thumb:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    svenning my goran eriksson


    erm not sure really, havin a bash, cracking one off, both lovely phrases :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I say 'sort myself out' but I like 'visiting madame palm and her five daughters'.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    having a fiddle is having a wank is how I usually describe it, although fiddle is usually female, whereas i use wank for both sexes.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    flicking the bean.

    That one grosses me out for some reason :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    That one grosses me out for some reason :p

    Hehe I'm not a big fan of that one either, or "rubbin' the nubbin" for that matter. :lol:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    Hehe I'm not a big fan of that one either, or "rubbin' the nubbin" for that matter. :lol:

    :yuck: I've heard pulling one off, thats gross, i think touching yourself is the best term :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    having a fiddle
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've only ever used wanking and pulling myself off.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stroking the salami
    petting the one eyed snake
    bashing the pope

    :eek2:
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    Wank.

    No doubt about it.
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  • Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Having a Wank or Knocking one off.

    Simple, and to the point.
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Knocking one off.

    Cracking one out.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    does anyone else here use wank for female masturbation? I do and my cousin does, but ive never heard anyone else use it for girls, just for men.
    I love how vulgar it sounds.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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  • JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    WANK
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    err..not wank for a girl, think it'd be more 'playing with myself'. wank sounds all manly.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wank is the funniest word i've ever heard. wank *giggles* i could never use it in real life probably.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We say "going for a powerwank" for a wank on E's.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    We say "going for a powerwank" for a wank on E's.
    :lol::lol: thats so funny.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    In Mr. Self destruct version 3 (NIN) there is a random bit that goes:
    Wanking
    Wanking
    Wanking
    Falls wanking to the floor!

    Its a big omgwtflolzor around here.
  • SkiveSkive Posts: 15,282 Skive's The Limit
    turlough wrote:
    We say "going for a powerwank" for a wank on E's.

    E makes me horny as fuck, but a wank takes forever. That's why sex on E is so fucking goood.
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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wank is vulagr for a boy or girl i heard som1 use the term poke yourself i think it funny that term but simple and non-vulgar
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "stroking the one eyed trouser snake" for guys, i just say masturbating about doing it myself, dont really like any of the slang terms for it
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dont really like any of the slang terms for it

    Me neither.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stroking the salami
    petting the one eyed snake

    LOL! american pie! :hyper: (thats sposed to be a laughing smiley)

    I call it something simple like touching/playing with myself might use wank sometimes and for a guy, wanking, playing - im quite boring arent i :S
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "Relaxing".

    "having a lie down".

    Bashing the bishop is one of my faves.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:

    Bashing the bishop is one of my faves.

    Ditto. But I usually say Wank, even though I hate the word.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Shaking the hand of General Love Staff.



    But wank is without peer.
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