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erm not sure really, havin a bash, cracking one off, both lovely phrases
That one grosses me out for some reason
Hehe I'm not a big fan of that one either, or "rubbin' the nubbin" for that matter.
:yuck: I've heard pulling one off, thats gross, i think touching yourself is the best term
petting the one eyed snake
bashing the pope
:eek2:
No doubt about it.
Simple, and to the point.
Cracking one out.
I love how vulgar it sounds.
Its a big omgwtflolzor around here.
E makes me horny as fuck, but a wank takes forever. That's why sex on E is so fucking goood.
Me neither.
LOL! american pie! :hyper: (thats sposed to be a laughing smiley)
I call it something simple like touching/playing with myself might use wank sometimes and for a guy, wanking, playing - im quite boring arent i :S
"having a lie down".
Bashing the bishop is one of my faves.
Ditto. But I usually say Wank, even though I hate the word.
But wank is without peer.